05
Jul
09

Aku adalah wanita SEKSI yang MISTERIUS!

5 Juli 2009

Akhir-akhir  ini ada satu kalimat yang bikin daku, ga tau kenapa, jadi berasa kesel di dada!

Lanjutkan membaca ‘Aku adalah wanita SEKSI yang MISTERIUS!’

03
Jul
09

Lingerie VS Daster

3 Juli 2009

Ternyata udah cukup lama juga diriku jadi istri nya si J (hayyahh berasa kek nenek22 abis ngerayain pesta emas aja!), tapi masih banyak yang belon aye pahamin.

Lanjutkan membaca ‘Lingerie VS Daster’

14
Jun
09

Diproteksi: Bercinta dalam hujan…

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11
Jun
09

Diproteksi: Akhirnyaaaa…Ukuranku 34 B!

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11
Jun
09

Tunjukin KEJANTANAN mu dongg!

Konayuki mau kisetsu wa itsumo sure chigai
Hitogomi ni magirete mo onaji sora miteru no ni
Kaze ni fukarete nita you ni kogoeru no ni

Boku wa kimi no subete nado shitte wa inai darou
Soredemo ichi oku nin kara kimi wo mitsuketa yo
Konkyo wa naikedo honki de omotterunda

Sasaina ii aimo nakute
Onaji jikan wo ikite nado ike nai
Sunao ni nare nai nara
Yorokobi mo kanashimi mo munashii dake

Konayuki nee kokoro made shiroku somerareta nara
Futari no kodoku wo wake au koto ga dekita no kai

Boku wa kimi no kokoro ni mimi wo oshi atete
Sono koe no suru hou he sutto fukaku made
Orite yukitai soko de mou ichi do aou

Wakari aitai nante
Uwabe wo nadete itano wa boku no hou
Kimi no kajikanda te mo nigirishimeru
Koto dakede tsunagatteta no ni

Konayuki nee eien wo mae ni amari ni moroku
Zara tsuku ASUFARUTO no ue shimi ni natte yuku yo

Konayuki nee toki ni tayori naku kokoro wa yureru
Soredemo boku wa kimi no koto mamori tsuduketai

Konayuki nee kokoro made shiroku somerareta nara
Futari no kodoku wo tsutsunde sora ni kaesu kara


during the season when powder snow flutters
we always pass each other
even if we slip into the crowds,
even though we’re looking at the same sky
blown by the wind, even though we get cold in the same way

I probably don’t know everything about you
even so, out of a hundred million people,
I found you

there’s no basis for it, but I honestly think that

without even a trivial quarrel
we have to be living during the same time
if we can’t be straightfoward
then joy and sadness are only in vain

powder snow, if it could color our hearts white
then would we have understood each other’s loneliness?

I pressed my ear against your heart
I want to go alight directly,
deeply toward the direction that voice is carrying
let’s meet there once again

wanting to understand each other and such,
the one stroking the surface was me
even just by grasping your hands which grew numb with cold
even though we were connected…

powder snow, without reliance on time,
my heart shakes
even so, I still want to keep protecting you

powder snow,
if it could color our hearts white
wrapping up our loneliness, we’ll return it to the sky

(BY. REMIOROMEN)

11 Juni 2009

Akhir22 ini aye suka bete ama temen, yang demen curhat kalo istrinya udah ga sayang lagi ama die, en keliatan always dingin setiap di depannya. Yang bikin aye kesel, itu orang cuman bisa curhat tapi ga berusaha nyelesein masalahnya.

LAKI-LAKI gitu lhooo!!! TUNJUKIN KEJANTANAN mu donggg!!!

Lanjutkan membaca ‘Tunjukin KEJANTANAN mu dongg!’

11
Jun
09

Aku dan Cinta TERLARANG

10 Juni 2009

Akhir22 ini setiap abis dengerin lagunya The VIRGIN, always bikin daku inget ama satu makhluk terDEKAT ku, dari sejak jaman daku belon menetas.

Iyee namanya F, en dia adalah orang yang kek bayanganku…..setia ngikutin semua tingkahku, tanpa satu suara sedikitpun. Yeihhh termasuk semua tingkah kesintinganku di jaman prasejarah itu. Orang luar selalu nganggep aneh bentuk hubunganku dengannya, atau mungkinggg karena lingkup pergaulanku dulu yang keknye ga terlalu WELCOME ama penampakannya. Hmmm penampakannya yang sangat BERTOLAK BELAKANG dengan diriku!

Lanjutkan membaca ‘Aku dan Cinta TERLARANG’

25
Mei
09

The Untold Story of ‘Perselingkuhanku’ dan ‘Perkosaan’ dalam Rumah Tangga

Anut runtut tansah reruntungan
Munggah mudun gunung anjok samudro
Gandhen rendhen anjejerang rendheng
Reroncening kembang kembang kemanten
Mantene wis dandan dadi dewo dewi
Dewaning asmara gya’ mudhun bumi
Ela mendung bubar mawur
Mlipir – mlipir gya’ sumingkir
Margya dalan kemanten dalanpun dewa – dewi
Swara trompet ting celeret
Arak – arak sigra sigrak
Datan kendhat anut runtut
Gya mudhun bumi
(kamajaya-kamaratih….)
selalu bergandengan tangan seiring sejalan
naik turun gunung sampai kedalam samudera
beringan laksana rangkaian bunga untuk pengantin
sang pengantin telah berdandan laksana dewa – dewi
dewa asmara yang turun ke bumi
lihatlah mendung menyingkir
menuju ke tepi dan segera berlalu
sebab jalan bagi pengantin adalah jalan bagi dewa – dewi
terdengar suara terompet
berarak – arakan dan bergembira
tidak putus- putusnya arakan itu
dan segeralah menuju ke bumi
(BY. SUJIWO TEJO)

27 MEI 2009

Wehhh akhirnyaaaaaa BERHASIL juga, abis sibuk mengutak atik, nyari lirik ama MP3 nya lagu ini bwat di taro di blog…..(yeihhh soalnya ini lagu berharga yg musti dimusium kan. Kemaren rada bete, abis ngapus link ini di profil ku, ehhhh ternyata susah banget bwat nemu lagi…..nahhh kalo udah di pasang di sini kan…..ga bakalan ilang lagi!…..senangnyaaa….YIPPPIIII!!)

Okehhhh, yukkk kita mulai KULTUM kita hari ini!

Lanjutkan membaca ‘The Untold Story of ‘Perselingkuhanku’ dan ‘Perkosaan’ dalam Rumah Tangga’

22
Mei
09

Kalau CINTA, kenapa ga mau ‘DOGGY style’?

On a wagon, bound for market
There’s a calf with a mournful eye.
High above him, there’s a swallow,
Winging swiftly through the sky.

How the winds are laughing,
They laugh with all their might.
Love and laugh the whole day through
And, half a summer’s night.

Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna,
Donna, Donna, Donna, Don,
Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna,
Donna, Donna, Donna, Don.

Stop complaining said the farmer,
Who told you a calf to be?
Why can’t you have wings to fly with,
Like the swallow, so proud and free?

How the winds are laughing,
They laugh with all their might.
Love and laugh the whole day through
And, half the summer’s night.

Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna,
Donna, Donna, Donna, Don,
Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna,
Donna, Donna, Donna, Don.

Calves are easily bound and slaughtered
Never knowing the reason why
Oh, why can’t you have wings to fly with
Like the swallow you’ve learned to fly

How the winds are laughing,
They laugh with all their might.
Love and laugh the whole day through
And, half the summer’s night.

Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna,
Donna, Donna, Donna, Don,
Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna,
Donna, Donna, Donna, Don.

(BY. JOAN BAEZ)

22 MEI 2009

Hari ini beneran masih jadi hari yang bikin aku ngerasa kek GA BERHARGA!

Aku ga pernah ngerti definisi dari cinta, tapi kata orang itu artinya RELA bwat ngasih segalanya….

Apa aku CINTA ama suamiku?

Jawabannya …….IYA……sejauh yang daku tau, tentang definisi cinta ‘bahwa ga bakalan bisa hidup tanpanya’

Tapiii…..aku masih belum bisa…..’beneran berasa ga pegang power sama sekali ama hidup ku sendiri, en malah kek harus tergantung 100% ama orang lain”…………..even jika itu bukan orang lain….alias suami ku sendiri!

Apa itu berarti……………cinta ku GA 100%?

Lanjutkan membaca ‘Kalau CINTA, kenapa ga mau ‘DOGGY style’?’

19
Mei
09

GIGIT lah aku, kau ku TAWAR!

Apa yang bakalan kamu rasain, kalo dirimu bisa NGANU22 sepanjang hari 24 JAM NONSTOP!, en ga ngerasain capek sedikitpun!……seriuss…….pluss juga sediktpun GA NGANTUK lohh!……..Bakalan bisa tetep ORGASME kahh?

Lanjutkan membaca ‘GIGIT lah aku, kau ku TAWAR!’

15
Mei
09

Cara ‘TERHORMAT’ memPLOROTI en memPOROTI kaum LALAKI!

Once upon a time, ada seorang makhluk AJAIB SAKTI, yang ahli doktrinasi ngeluarin FATWA :

LALAKI adalah makhluk JAGOAN NEON yang AUTIS! Jadi bermainlah yang cantik dan buat mereka melakukan APAPUN maumu, dengan membuatnya berfikir, bahwa itu adalah ide HEBATnya SENDIRI!

Lanjutkan membaca ‘Cara ‘TERHORMAT’ memPLOROTI en memPOROTI kaum LALAKI!’

13
Mei
09

Balada orang pelit yang pengen maen HARDCORE! (Kasus tragedi lingerie robek!)

13 Mei 2009

Wiiiiiii tadinya daku pengen posting cerita ‘the secret of CARA MEMOROTIN en MEMPLOROTIN KAUM LALAKI, YANG BAIK DAN BENAR’……..(well itu pesenan temen aye sehh!!). Tapi berhubung daku masih males, menginterview para WANITA JALANG di sekelilingku, ntar an aja deh yaa sayy!

Lanjutkan membaca ‘Balada orang pelit yang pengen maen HARDCORE! (Kasus tragedi lingerie robek!)’

08
Mei
09

Bisakah Memerkosa Kaum Lalaki?

Spoken: For the other half of the sky

Woman I can hardly express
My mixed emotions at my thoughtlessness
After all I’m forever in your debt
And woman I will try to express
My inner feelings and thankfulness
For showing me the meaning of success

Ooh, well, well
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Ooh, well, well
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Woman I know you understand
The little child inside of the man
Please remember my life is in your hands
And woman hold me close to your heart
However distant don’t keep us apart
After all it is written in the stars

Ooh, well, well
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Ooh, well, well
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Well

Woman please let me explain
I never meant to cause you sorrow or pain
So let me tell you again and again and again

I love you, yeah, yeah
Now and forever
I love you, yeah, yeah
Now and forever
I love you, yeah, yeah
Now and forever

(BY. JOHN LENNON)

8 Mei 2009

Weitsss judulnya horor! wehehe abis baca cerita, kalo ada lalaki yang diperkosa!

Lanjutkan membaca ‘Bisakah Memerkosa Kaum Lalaki?’

20
Apr
09

Dongeng MENGELUARKAN KEPALA MANUSIA

(sorriiii………confirm birth date!! ‘This article may contain content that is inappropriate for some readers‘………SERIUSS NEHH!………UNDER 18 TAON DILARANG BUKA!)

Lanjutkan membaca ‘Dongeng MENGELUARKAN KEPALA MANUSIA’




WELCOME TO MY WORLD!!

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MOOD ku SEKARANG! Lagi BERASA…

My Unkymood Punkymood (Unkymoods)


TODAY’s QUOTE!!!

Remember…………. a woman isn’t weak or incapable. She just is not fond of doing the work that should be done by men. Wahahahhahaha…..

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Yeihh…MY SELF! Menurut ‘RAMALAN CUACA’, daku itu orang yang…

You Are 80% Kissable
You are extremely kissable. People dream about and enjoy kissing you.
You smell great and have an attractive smile. You take good care of yourself.

And to the right person, you look like you're just waiting to be kissed.
You seem effortlessly kissable - even though being kissable does take a lot of effort!
You Are Cute-Sexy!
You are definitely attractive, and you have an interesting mix of sexiness and cuteness.
You are both hot and quirky. Gorgeous and silly. Charming and natural.

You are not so in-your-face sexy that you're unapproachable. You tone things down a bit.
More than anything else, you are real and genuine. And that makes you truly captivating.
Your Birthdate Predicts You're Fearless
Ever since you were born, you've always been able to assert yourself.
You are confident in carving your own path. Soon enough, other people will be persuaded and follow along.

You are driven and competitive to the point of being impulsive. You'll do just about anything to win.
It drives you crazy when you have to stay still in life. You are too dynamic to stay stagnant.
Your Bed Says You Have Your Head in the Clouds
Outward appearances are very important to you. You do your best to look good and have an attractive home.

You try to be an organized person, but you often fall behind. Certain parts of your life tend to fall into chaos.

You are very high maintenance. You like everything a certain way, and you're grumpy if things aren't the way you like them.

In relationships, you tend to be quite dominant. You enjoy taking charge.

You tend to be a dreamy, head in the clouds type of person. You think in terms of possibilities.

You are a total homebody. You are happiest when you're at home.
You Are Sexually Powerful
Your attitude toward sex is healthy, safe, and sane.
You enjoy sex as much as (or possibly even more than) the average person.

You're open minded, intelligent, and adventurous when exploring your sexuality.
And while you never take things too far, you take them far enough!
You Are Factual
You are highly intelligent, especially in areas that deal with concrete knowledge and facts.
You are amazingly analytical. You can make sense of chaos without involving your emotions.

If anything, you tend to be overly logical. It's sometimes hard for you to come to a decision, because you're too busy weighing all the options.
People turn to you in times of trouble. They know that they can trust you to give good, well thought out advice.
You Feel Misunderstood By Your Family
You are very quick to forgive your family for wrongdoings. You don't expect them to be perfect, and you try to help them out whenever it's possible.

You believe that your family is truly happy, even if there are minor disagreements and squabbles.

It's sometimes hard for your family to understand who you are now. You've changed a lot, and they have trouble accepting the new you.

You get teased a lot by your family. You usually don't mind being the butt of jokes, but sometimes you feel picked on.
Your Independence Level: Medium
In some aspects of your life, you can be very self reliant.
Making your own informed choices feels great.
But you aren't as independent as you could be.
When things get stressful, you sometimes run away from the hard decisions you need to make.
Guys Like That You're Charming
You're the girl most guys can't get out of their heads
Even if they met you on a bad hair day :-)
You just seem to "click" with everyone you meet
So even if a guy forgets about you for a second... his friends haven't!
You Can Make 95% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You
Admit it, you can seduce practically anyone. And sometimes you try just for fun.
You're a total heartbreaker that knows when to play it cool.
You are the type of person people go completely lovesick over. Just use your powers for good, okay?
You Are Girly Sexy
You're a youthful spirit, and your energy is infectious.
Men love your innocence and lack of emotional baggage.
You make every kiss seem like the first and every moment magical.
How could any guy in his right mind resist that?
Your Power Element is Fire
Your power color: red

Your energy: hot

Your season: spring

Like a fire, you are full of power and light.
A born leader, you easily draw people toward you.
You are full of courage and usually up for anything dangerous.
You have a huge ego and love to be the center of attention.
People Definitely Like You
You are very well liked, and many people admire you.
You are friendly, well mannered, and fun to be around.
Of course, you're not perfect... but that's okay.
Your friends are usually willing to accept you for who you are!

What People Don't Like About You:

People don't like that you seem unnatural and stiff at times. You sometimes give off an impression of being standoffish or fake.

What People Like About You:

People like that you give them support and strength. Friends know that they can count on you to be there for them.

People like that you take the them to get to know them and make a connection. You make people feel important.

People like that you don't gossip or talk poorly of others. They trust that you will speak positively about them too.
You Are Very Sexy
Damn! You are one hot number. You have a lot of sex appeal.
You know you're sexy, and you're not afraid to put it all out there.

And while you're very appealing, you're careful not to be trashy or over the top.
Sexy is all about attitude. And you totally have the attitude that people love.

How You Are Sexy

You are friendly and outgoing, even to people who don't deserve it. Your positive body language makes you even sexier.

You are flirtatious and fun with most people. You know how to keep things light, friendly, and sexy.

You wear sexy underwear, and that's definitely hot. Feeling sexy is important to being sexy, even if no one knows what's underneath your clothes.

You are secure in social situations, and you definitely have a confident vibe. And that's very sexy.
You Are Sudoku
You are simple, modern and elegant.
You're not that difficult to figure out, but very few people truly get you.
You approach the world with a pure logic that most people will never grasp.
You Are Aphrodite!
A total shining star with a ton of admirers
And no wonder: you live life to the fullest!
When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place
But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on
Your Superpower Should Be Super Speed
You're quick witted and fast to act.
You're mind works at warp speed. From your perspective, everyone else is living in slow motion.
You get so much done, people have accused you of not sleeping.
Definitely not a couch potato, you feel a bit crazy if you're not busy doing something.

Why you would be a good superhero: You're be the first on the scene... and likely to finish the job before anyone else shows up

Your biggest problem as a superhero: Being bored by everyone else. Including other superheroes!
Your Love Song Is
Your Body Is a Wonderland by John Mayer

"One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue"

Why go out... when so much fun can be had indoors?
Your Love Type: ISFP
The Artist

In love, you feel deeply and experience intense emotions.
For you, sex is serious. It's how you best express your feelings.

Overall, you are laid back, warm, and a good listener.
However, you tend to seem lazy and disinterested sometimes.

Best matches: ESFJ and ENFJ
You Are Paper
Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation.
People tend to underestimate you, unless they've truly seen what you are capable of.
Deep down, you're always scheming and thinking up new plans. Your mind is constantly active.
You are quite capable of anything you dream of. You can always figure out a way to get what you want.

You can wrap a rock person up in your sheet of trickery.

A scissor person can sneak up and cut you to pieces.

When you fight: No one can anticipate your next move

If someone makes you mad: You'll attack them mercilessly when they're unprepared
Your Kissing Grade: A
You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing.
Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible.
Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you!
You Are Summer!
Outgoing
Friendly
Flirty
Cute
Fun
Your Passion is Red!
You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination.
You do whatever you want in life ... to hell with what anyone thinks!
With so many interests and loves, you're always running around doing something new.
You have fire in your eyes, and it shows. Bet you're even wearing something red!
You Are a Friendly Flirt!
You are quite the flirt, but you don't flirt with just anyone.
And you hardly ever get caught, because your flirting seems so friendly.
You've got a good thing going. Tons of friends, both guys and girls.
And if you do decide to flirt, hardly anyone's the wiser. Pretty trick!
You Are a Total Tease
You're all about flirting and fun, but you often give guys the wrong idea
Most men think they have a chance with you... but come on!
You've got high standards, and most men you flirt with aren't going to make the grade
And while your tease act will work for a while, every guy you know will eventually be the wiser
Your PMS Disaster Level: High
You are definitely a PMS disaster!
At least you're only scary a few days of the month.
You Make a Great First Impression
You can handle almost any social situation with grace, even the tricky ones.
Strangers often find you charming and interesting. You are often remembered fondly.
Even if you're not naturally outgoing, you can make conversation with anyone if you need to.

Whether you were born this way or had to work to get here, you are definitely charismatic.
You're popular and well liked. People definitely look forward to being around you.
Your social connections bring you a full and rich life. You understand how important it is to make a lasting impression.
You Are Medium Maintenance
You aren't as hard to deal with as some girls
But you aren't the most laid back chick either
You're easy to deal with 90% of the time, but watch out for that 10%!
If the guy you are with has good intentions, then calm down a little
But if he's really screwing up, don't waste your breath - move on :-)
Men See You As Choosy
Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait
You Are a Little Messy
You aren't the cleanest person in the world, but you're definitely not a slob.
You clean up when you have the time, but you're realistic about what you can get done.
Generally, you're pretty organized and tidy - though you may have a few hidden messes.
You eventually get around to making things spotless, but you do it on your own schedule!
Your Mind is PG-13 Rated
Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy.
You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude.
You Are 64% Spoiled
You're pretty spoiled, but you probably don't think you're spoiled enough.
No doubt about it, you're living the good life. Maybe a little too good!
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.

TODAY’s QUOTE!!!!

Remember…………. a woman isn’t weak or incapable. She just is not fond of doing the work that should be done by men. Wahahahhahaha…..

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