Minal Aidin Wal Faidzin
Kalo ada salah22 kata……salah22 cium……salah22 emut……en salah22 nganu…….mohon diikhlasin yaaa!
28
Sep
09
CIUM22an trus PELUK22an trus…..
Sudah kubilang jangan terlalu yakin
Mulut lelaki banyak juga tak jujur
Bila sakit hati wanita bisanya nangis
Sudah ku bilang jangan terlalu cinta
Kalau patah hati siapa mau nolong
Seperti langit dan matahari tak bersatu lagi
Hey ladies jangan mau di bilang lemah
Kita juga bisa menipu dan menduakan
Bila wanita sudah beraksi dunia hancur
Hey ladies sekarang cinta pakai otak
Jangan mau rugi hati dan juga rugi waktu
Bila dia merayumu ingat semuanya bohong
Memanglah tak semua lelaki busuk
Namun ladies tetaplah harus waspada
Semogalah kita semua akhirnya
Mendapatkan cinta yang tulus
BY. ROSSA
Lanjutkan membaca ‘Narsis VS Kerudungan ‘pating GONDAL GANDUL’!’
“Yeihh, ALLAH emang nyiptain kaum lalaki duluan ketimbang kaum perempuan….tapi itu karena untuk nyiptain sebuah karya seni yang masterpiece, emang biasanya dibutuhkan draft coretan asal22an aja dulu, kan?”
I say let us put man and a woman together
To find out which one is smarter
Some say man but I say no
The woman got the man de day should know
And not me but the people they say
That de man are leading de women astray
But I say, that the women of today
Smarter than the man in every way
That’s right de woman is uh smarter
That’s right de woman is uh smarter
That’s right de woman is uh smarter, that’s right, that’s right
Ever since the world began
Woman was always fooling man
And I you listen to my bid attentively
I goin’ tell you how she smarter than me
Samson was the strongest man long ago
No one could a beat him, as we all know
Until he clash with Deliah on top of the bed
She told them all the strength was in the hair of his head
You meet a girl at a pretty dance
Thinking that you would stand a chance
Take her home, thinking she’s alone
Open de door you find her husband home
I was treating a girl independently
She was making baby for me
When de baby born and I went to see
Eyes was blue it was not by me
Garden of Eden was very nice
Adam never work in Paradise
Eve meet snake, Paradise gone
She make Adam work from that day on
Methusaleh spent all his life in tears
Lived without a woman for 900 years
One day he decided to have some fun
The poor man never lived to see 900 and one
(BY. HARRY BELAFONTE)
Lanjutkan membaca ‘4 dari 10 Perempuan Berbohong Tentang KePERAWANannya!’
Kali ini kusadari
Aku telah jatuh cinta
Dari hatiku terdalam
Sungguh aku cinta padamu
Cintaku bukanlah cinta biasa
Jika kamu yang memiliki
Dan kamu yang temaniku seumur hidupku
Terimalah pengakuanku
Percayalah kepadaku
Semua ini kulakukan
Karena kamu memang untukku
(BY. AFGHAN)
13 Juli 2009
Minggu kemaren daku rada kesel, karena baru dapet fakta baru, kalo ternyata SPIRAL ku harus dilepas!
Lanjutkan membaca ‘Saat LALAKI itu Berniat JAIL untuk MENGHAMILI ku!’
10 Juli 2009
Okeh berhubung aye mau pergi rada jauh, en ga jelas bisa tetep idup ato kagaknya diriku! Jadi keknye ada few things yg perlu diklarifikasi! Biar aye ga nangung dosa, cuman gara22 mempublikasikan ilmu yg mensesatkan!…hayyahh
Lanjutkan membaca ‘RALAT! Ternyata suami GA BOLEH minum ASI istrinya lho!’
09
Jul
09
Bercinta dalam HUJAN! (part 2)
9 Juli 2009
Pernahkah dirimu bercinta, yang sampai membuatmu merasa dunia seperti berhenti berputar sejenak?
Can you keep a secret?
These walls keep a secret
That only we know
But how long can they keep it?
’cause we’re two lovers, we lose control
We’re two shadows
Chasing rainbows
Behind closed windows
Behind closed doors
If walls could talk
Oooh… they would say i want you more
They would say
Hey…ever felt like this before?
That you’ll always be the one for me
If walls had eyes
Mine…they would see the love in sight
They would see
Me…in your arms in ecstasy
And with every move they’d know i love you so
Two people making memories
Just too good to tell
These songs are never ending
When we’re lying where we fell
A bed in pictures
Making magic
Taking chances
Making love
When i’m feeling weak
You give me wings
When the fire has no heat
You light it up again
When i hear no violins
You play my every string
Stop the press
Hold the news
The secret is safe between me and you
Can you keep a secret?
I love you so
Ooooh i love you baby
Ooooh baby
Love you love you love you so honey
Love you love you love you so
In your arms in ecstasy
If they could only see you and me baby
Just you and me baby
BY. CELINE
07
Jul
09
Pengalaman Paling MEMALUKAN!
7 Juli 2009
Ga tau apa emang, karena kutukan atau justru karena emang udah ‘its in the blood’, always ada aja kejadian cerita KONYOL yet MENGENASKAN plus MEMALUKAN di diriku en setiap anggota gang keluargaku!
5 Juli 2009
Akhir-akhir ini ada satu kalimat yang bikin daku, ga tau kenapa, jadi berasa kesel di dada!
03
Jul
09
Lingerie VS Daster
3 Juli 2009
Ternyata udah cukup lama juga diriku jadi istri nya si J (hayyahh berasa kek nenek22 abis ngerayain pesta emas aja!), tapi masih banyak yang belon aye pahamin.
11
Jun
09
Tunjukin KEJANTANAN mu dongg!
Konayuki mau kisetsu wa itsumo sure chigai
Hitogomi ni magirete mo onaji sora miteru no ni
Kaze ni fukarete nita you ni kogoeru no ni
Boku wa kimi no subete nado shitte wa inai darou
Soredemo ichi oku nin kara kimi wo mitsuketa yo
Konkyo wa naikedo honki de omotterunda
Sasaina ii aimo nakute
Onaji jikan wo ikite nado ike nai
Sunao ni nare nai nara
Yorokobi mo kanashimi mo munashii dake
Konayuki nee kokoro made shiroku somerareta nara
Futari no kodoku wo wake au koto ga dekita no kai
Boku wa kimi no kokoro ni mimi wo oshi atete
Sono koe no suru hou he sutto fukaku made
Orite yukitai soko de mou ichi do aou
Wakari aitai nante
Uwabe wo nadete itano wa boku no hou
Kimi no kajikanda te mo nigirishimeru
Koto dakede tsunagatteta no ni
Konayuki nee eien wo mae ni amari ni moroku
Zara tsuku ASUFARUTO no ue shimi ni natte yuku yo
Konayuki nee toki ni tayori naku kokoro wa yureru
Soredemo boku wa kimi no koto mamori tsuduketai
Konayuki nee kokoro made shiroku somerareta nara
Futari no kodoku wo tsutsunde sora ni kaesu kara
during the season when powder snow flutters
we always pass each other
even if we slip into the crowds,
even though we’re looking at the same sky
blown by the wind, even though we get cold in the same way
I probably don’t know everything about you
even so, out of a hundred million people,
I found you
there’s no basis for it, but I honestly think that
without even a trivial quarrel
we have to be living during the same time
if we can’t be straightfoward
then joy and sadness are only in vain
powder snow, if it could color our hearts white
then would we have understood each other’s loneliness?
I pressed my ear against your heart
I want to go alight directly,
deeply toward the direction that voice is carrying
let’s meet there once again
wanting to understand each other and such,
the one stroking the surface was me
even just by grasping your hands which grew numb with cold
even though we were connected…
powder snow, without reliance on time,
my heart shakes
even so, I still want to keep protecting you
powder snow,
if it could color our hearts white
wrapping up our loneliness, we’ll return it to the sky
(BY. REMIOROMEN)
11 Juni 2009
Akhir22 ini aye suka bete ama temen, yang demen curhat kalo istrinya udah ga sayang lagi ama die, en keliatan always dingin setiap di depannya. Yang bikin aye kesel, itu orang cuman bisa curhat tapi ga berusaha nyelesein masalahnya.
LAKI-LAKI gitu lhooo!!! TUNJUKIN KEJANTANAN mu donggg!!!
11
Jun
09
Aku dan Cinta TERLARANG
10 Juni 2009
Akhir22 ini setiap abis dengerin lagunya The VIRGIN, always bikin daku inget ama satu makhluk terDEKAT ku, dari sejak jaman daku belon menetas.
Iyee namanya F, en dia adalah orang yang kek bayanganku…..setia ngikutin semua tingkahku, tanpa satu suara sedikitpun. Yeihhh termasuk semua tingkah kesintinganku di jaman prasejarah itu. Orang luar selalu nganggep aneh bentuk hubunganku dengannya, atau mungkinggg karena lingkup pergaulanku dulu yang keknye ga terlalu WELCOME ama penampakannya. Hmmm penampakannya yang sangat BERTOLAK BELAKANG dengan diriku!
You are extremely kissable. People dream about and enjoy kissing you.
You are definitely attractive, and you have an interesting mix of sexiness and cuteness.
Ever since you were born, you've always been able to assert yourself.
Outward appearances are very important to you. You do your best to look good and have an attractive home.
Your attitude toward sex is healthy, safe, and sane.
You are highly intelligent, especially in areas that deal with concrete knowledge and facts.
You are very quick to forgive your family for wrongdoings. You don't expect them to be perfect, and you try to help them out whenever it's possible.
In some aspects of your life, you can be very self reliant.
You're the girl most guys can't get out of their heads
Admit it, you can seduce practically anyone. And sometimes you try just for fun.
You're a youthful spirit, and your energy is infectious.
Your power color: red 
You are very well liked, and many people admire you.
Damn! You are one hot number. You have a lot of sex appeal.
You are simple, modern and elegant. 
A total shining star with a ton of admirers
You're quick witted and fast to act.
Your Body Is a Wonderland by John Mayer
The Artist
Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation.
You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing.
Outgoing
You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination.
You are quite the flirt, but you don't flirt with just anyone.
You're all about flirting and fun, but you often give guys the wrong idea
You are definitely a PMS disaster!
You can handle almost any social situation with grace, even the tricky ones.
You aren't as hard to deal with as some girls
Men notice you light years before you notice them
You aren't the cleanest person in the world, but you're definitely not a slob.
Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy.
You're pretty spoiled, but you probably don't think you're spoiled enough.
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
SAWERAN TERAKHIR