14
Agu
08

‘KAMASUTRA PROJECT’

I dream of rain
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
I wake in vain
I dream of love as time runs through my hand

I dream of fire
Those dreams that tie two hearts that will never die
And near the flames
The shadows play in the shape of the mans desire

This desert rose
Whose shadow bears the secret promise
This desert flower
No sweet perfume that would torture you more than this

And now she turns
This way she moves in the logic of all my dreams
This fire burns
I realize that nothings as it seems

I dream of rain
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
I wake in vain
I dream of love as time runs through my hand

I dream of rain
I lift my gaze to empty skies above
I close my eyes
The rare perfume is the sweet intoxication of love

I dream of rain
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
I wake in vain
I dream of love as time runs through my hand

Sweet desert rose
Whose shadow bears the secret promise
This desert flower
No sweet perfume that would torture you more than this

Sweet desert rose
This memory of hidden hearts and souls
This desert flower
This rare perfume is the sweet intoxication of love

14 Agustus 2008

(sorriiii………confirm birth date!! ‘This article may contain content that is inappropriate for some users‘…………SERIUSS NEHH!………UNDER 18 TAON DILARANG BUKA!)

Ayoooo sama-sama CEMANGATT nyari kebahagiaan…..

Yeihhh hari ini dimulai dengan senyuman. Im a BIG girl in a BIG world……..en big girls dont cry. Mulai ngantor lagi abis liburan panjang kali ini, nggak tau napeh, full of semangat bwat mungutin berlian sekarung. Aku biasanya butuh waktu rada lama bwat mendarat di bumi, en mulai berhuru hara kek biasanya. Tapi abis liat tagihan rumah sakitnya papa……..wehhhhhh siap kagak siap……musti CEMANGAT bwat nyari duit sekarung! (dohhhhh aye berasa kek mo ngerampok aje!). Yeihhhhh, secara kagak mungkinggg juga aye jual diri (welehhh bahasanye!), hiks…… ibu hamil seh kagak laku di pasaran!

(okehhh dari kemaren nungguin pak erte lewat………akhirnya jadi mau nerusin tulisan yang tau dari kapan terbengkalai……..wehehehe bentar …….aku mau copy in gambar kamasutra dari website KOMPAS…….JADI DENGAN RESMI….GAMBAR DI BAWAH INI BUKAN TERMASUK PORNOGRAFI……..wong bukan aye juga yg punya!……jd kalo mau protes…….. silahkan protes ke artikel ini.)

Well dari dulu benerannye, aku always pengen tau yang namanya kamasutra. Tapi abis liat pilem yg sutradaranya cewek (dohhh ape ya judulnya…lupa deh!), trus alur ceritanya indiahe beneran (alias pake ada rebutan cowoknya segala, tapi ga nyinggung sedikitpun masalah ilmu kamasutra nye), jadi gubrak deh. Well, bukan masalah SARA nye. Tapi setting pilem itu yang kek ‘berkuah en gerah beneran’, mana di situ yang maen semuanya kayak berkeringet en kek bau aja (hikss……MAAF…..bwat yg seneng itu pilem….NO OFFENSE yaaa………pan tiap orang punya selera masing22!).

Yeihhh abis liat gambar yang dari KOMPAS itu……….kok tetep ga berasa indah yaa?………hikss……….abis gambar cowoknye….. pake jambang ama kumis yang melengkung kek sepatunya alibaba!

Hmmm bukan masalah gara-gara hormon ‘ibu hamil tidak senonoh’, tapi dari dulu aku selalu hobi bwat nyobain hal baru yang keknye seru! Jadi inget cerita kemaren22 yang rada seru juga. Well paling ga sehh, ‘deg-deg’ an versi standar aye. (dohhh….jemputan aye udh dateng……ntar lagi yaa dilanjutin mindahin jurnal yg hari ini………welehhhh beneran butuh tumpengan deh postingan ini……dari kemaren kagak22 selese!……..giliran pas aye mood…..ada aja yg lewat……rabu 27 agustus 2008 jam 6 sore)

(mulai lagi ahhh nerusin postingan inih…..yeihhh abis sahur….bwat bayar puasa taon kemaren……..dohhhh hari terakhir bayar neh…..kebangetannyaaa……… kok ya always bayarnya….pas detik22 terakhir!……….kamis 28 agustus 2008 jam 3 pagi buta!)

Seneng bangettt rasanya di dada waktu itu………pengen bikin kejutan…….NGGEREBEK SUAMI!

Aku tau siang itu, dia ada meeting di hotel gran mahakam. Dari kemarennya aku udah siapin bwat check in di sana. Welehhh siang ityu, aku jadi berasa kek wanita panggilan beneran (hikss …..untungnye kagak ditawar beneran!).

Duduk nungguin suamiku keluar sebentar, trus titip pesen ke OB yang lewat, bwat nyampein kalo ditunggu di kamar. Matanya keliatan kaget banget waktu ngeliat aku juga ada disana, tapi karena aku tau dia berusaha jaga sikap di depan temen22nya, aku nggak berusaha mendekat.

Yeihhh aku jadi berasa kek maen pilem porno. Wihihihihi seru juga nggodain suami kek gitu. Sambil ngedipin mata dari jauh, aku duluan masuk ke lift, ninggalin suamiku yang masih kek kebengong222 aje di lobi hotel!

yeihhhh itu orang ….payah drehh refleksnye!

Whooooaaa ternyata seru juga maen pilem horor kek gitu. Suamiku ternyata mau juga ngikutin aku, walo sambil protes, kalo dia lagi ada rapat penting en ga bisa diganggu. Tapi suara protesnya langsung ilang, waktu langsung digerebek di depan pintu kamar hotel

(dohhhh mana sebelum aku seret suamiku masuk ke dalam kamar, sempet kepergok ama ibu22………yang SUWIRR…..tampang kagetnye…….beneran bikin aku takut kalo ibu itu kena serangan jantung!).

Wahahahaha lucunya suara protesnya suamiku (“sayang ati22 kancing bajuku, aku masih ada rapat habis gini”), walo tingkahnya yang juga ikutan mbuka bajuku, beneran ga sesuai banget ama protes22nya (“aku nggak mungkin keramas mandi besar, tengah hari bolong gini, bisa dicurigain macem22 ama temen22ku”).

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii HAOTE………best NGANU2222 moment in time drehhh!!

Lucunya ndenger suamiku masih sempet nelpon temennya, bwat minta dicover sekitar se jam an. Welehhh, dijamin temen suamiku pasti juga rada bingung ndengerin nada suara suamiku yang jadi rada ajaib, pas nelpon. Hmmmmmmmm seneng banget bisa mraktekin, nggangguin orang yang lagi nelpon

(wahahahaha suamiku beneran butuh waktu rada lama bwat nyelesaiin satu kalimat aja lho!…………yeihhh what an effort yeee….. diantara jilatan222, yaa sayang?……..waaaaaaaaa akyu beneran berbakat jadi wanita panggilan!!!).

Berhubung lagi berperan jadi wanita panggilan, jadi siang itu aku minta duit bwat ongkos pelayanan BOBO BOBO SIANG………huraiiiiiii………lemayannnn bwat perawatan seharian di salon besoknya

ME : “om, udah puas kan? …….jangan lupa tipsnya yaaa?

(lucunya ngeliat tampang kebengong22nye……..waktu aku nyebutin harga tarif sejam!)

Suamiku : “hmmm bisa ngutang dulu ga, sayang?……..istri saya galak sekali lho, duit cashnya kayaknya nggak cukup, sore ini saya musti beliin bunga bwat dia……….terima kartu kredit ga?”

(duhhhhhhh seksinya suamiku kalo pas lagi ikutan mbales kekonyolanku!!!!! matanya yang mrecing keliatan nakal sekali ……..pose miringin kepalanya sambil agak nengadah en ngigit bibir bawahnya…………awasss yaaaaaaa kalo jadi keterusann ………hobi jadi om22 senangnya!)

ME : “oke, kalo gitu ciuman tambahannya juga nanti aja yaa, om…….. kalo udah dibayar utangnya!”

(wehhhhh senengnya mbales suamiku, yang tadinya sempet niat mau nyium lagi, sebelum keluar kamar hotel!)

Well, berhubung kita lagi maen pilem horor, jadi yaa diterusin ceritanya. Kita keluar kamarnya sendiri22, kayak nggak saling kenal.

kesimpulannye : WORTHED ENOUGH lahhh effort ngeluarin duit lebih setengah jetian bwat check in ama KENIKMATAN HURU HARA nye!

Hmmmmm speaking of which judul di atas, aye jadi pengen bikin proyek kamasutra! Keknye bakalan seru deh. Tapi kalo diliat gambar dari Kompas di atas, keknye ‘gaya munyer22 ato ngulek’ yaa itu yg baris kedua sambil berdiri, rada butuh latian yoga dulu sebelon mulai. Wehhhhh mana ada gaya yang model ‘nyungsep’ segala lagi!………dohhh……..kok aye masih belon tegel yaa di dada. Berasa terlalu animalic en ga romantis!

PS.

AKYU PALING SENENG AMA LAGU NYA STING YANG INIH!………wehhhhh seksehhh oyyy!

Moral Catatan Harianku Kamis ini (jam 1.11 am) : Whooooaaaa keknye kalo mau niat nerusin profesi cewek panggilan kek gini……….aye musti belajar lebih berhati22 deh kalo pas action.

Hiikksss suamiku pulang sambil bete, gara22 sempet malu ama temennya, pas ketauan bo’ong tadi. Yeihhh aku kan cuman berniat ngasih kunci mobilnya yang ketinggalan di kamar. Dasar itu OB satu keknye kurang ahli!……..hikss lagian mana aku tau, kalo suamiku sempet boong, waktu ditanya temennya, check in disini ato kagaknya en abis darimananya sejam an sebelumnya tadi. Jadi bisa dibayangin piasnya muka suamiku, pas itu OB ngasih kunci mobil sambil ngomong “pak ini kuncinya dari mbak itu, katanya ketinggalan di kamar tadi.”

(whoooaaa mana sambil nunjuk ke aku lagi!……..jadi aku ya langsung kabur aja!……..pan aku ga pengen dianggep ‘istri yang reseh en hobi ngecek kerjaan suami’ ama temen22nye suamiku!)……..hikssss TERNYATEE……..ityu malah jadi masalah baru, karena temen suamiku juga ga sempet ngeliat wajahku dengan jelas, en cuman selintas ngeliat belakangku, jadiiii………SUAMIKU MALAH DITUDUH MACEM22 BENERAN AMA SELINGKUHANNYA!…………

whoaaaaaaaa……….MAAPIN AKYU, SUAMIKU!


18 Tanggapan ke “‘KAMASUTRA PROJECT’”


  1. 1 len
    Agustus 27, 2008 pukul 11:53 am

    aku ikut bacain wirid biar ga ada yang gangguin mood kamu lagi deh neng! cepetan diterusin postingannya! entar aku kirimin tumpeng 2 sekalian! he3

  2. 3 denmas
    Agustus 27, 2008 pukul 6:52 pm

    lagi sibuk ya non? kok dari tanggal 18 agustus ga ada postingan baru? tetep semangat ya.

  3. 4 kikuya
    Agustus 27, 2008 pukul 10:19 pm

    BEST POSTINGAN juga deh!

  4. 5 si bolang
    Agustus 27, 2008 pukul 10:19 pm

    kenapa aku jadi iri sekali dengan suamimu?

  5. 6 andrea
    Agustus 27, 2008 pukul 10:20 pm

    kerennnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. 7 andrea
    Agustus 27, 2008 pukul 10:20 pm

    kapan ya aku bisa sekreatif dirimu dalam menghangatkan perkawinan?

  7. 9 ibukenaufal
    Agustus 27, 2008 pukul 10:23 pm

    duh nduk, tak acungi 10 jempol kalo punya. you live life to the fullest!

  8. 10 len
    Agustus 28, 2008 pukul 4:05 am

    kagak salah deh, kalau aku ngefans berat ama ibu heboh satu ini.

  9. 11 len
    Agustus 28, 2008 pukul 4:06 am

    ide jadi wanita panggilan……kayaknya bisa dicoba nih. haha kamu kok ya kreatif banget!

  10. 12 CINTA
    Agustus 28, 2008 pukul 4:17 am

    HOT! konyol tapi HOT! jadi pingin nich…

  11. 13 mr.X
    Agustus 28, 2008 pukul 6:13 am

    bidadari cantik, beruntungnya suamimu!

  12. 14 me
    Agustus 28, 2008 pukul 10:06 am

    wah kamu memang biangnya bikin heboh!

  13. 15 ninuk
    Agustus 28, 2008 pukul 10:07 am

    duh nduk, saya salut dengan suamimu. Kok ya kuat jantungnya? wong saya yang baca saja jadi ikutan jantungan lho, nduk.

  14. 16 baby
    Agustus 28, 2008 pukul 10:09 am

    COOL! blog yang unik dan khas lea banget deh. …..RAME!

  15. 17 R
    Agustus 28, 2008 pukul 10:10 am

    aye dikasih tau temen ada blog funky……….et dah…..ternyate link blog nye situ!………halah!

  16. 18 wenny
    Agustus 28, 2008 pukul 10:12 am

    lo beneran tau apa yang lo mau,,,,,,and berusaha mewujudkan semua fantasi! salut!


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You Are 80% Kissable
You are extremely kissable. People dream about and enjoy kissing you.
You smell great and have an attractive smile. You take good care of yourself.

And to the right person, you look like you're just waiting to be kissed.
You seem effortlessly kissable - even though being kissable does take a lot of effort!
You Are Cute-Sexy!
You are definitely attractive, and you have an interesting mix of sexiness and cuteness.
You are both hot and quirky. Gorgeous and silly. Charming and natural.

You are not so in-your-face sexy that you're unapproachable. You tone things down a bit.
More than anything else, you are real and genuine. And that makes you truly captivating.
Your Birthdate Predicts You're Fearless
Ever since you were born, you've always been able to assert yourself.
You are confident in carving your own path. Soon enough, other people will be persuaded and follow along.

You are driven and competitive to the point of being impulsive. You'll do just about anything to win.
It drives you crazy when you have to stay still in life. You are too dynamic to stay stagnant.
Your Bed Says You Have Your Head in the Clouds
Outward appearances are very important to you. You do your best to look good and have an attractive home.

You try to be an organized person, but you often fall behind. Certain parts of your life tend to fall into chaos.

You are very high maintenance. You like everything a certain way, and you're grumpy if things aren't the way you like them.

In relationships, you tend to be quite dominant. You enjoy taking charge.

You tend to be a dreamy, head in the clouds type of person. You think in terms of possibilities.

You are a total homebody. You are happiest when you're at home.
You Are Sexually Powerful
Your attitude toward sex is healthy, safe, and sane.
You enjoy sex as much as (or possibly even more than) the average person.

You're open minded, intelligent, and adventurous when exploring your sexuality.
And while you never take things too far, you take them far enough!
You Are Factual
You are highly intelligent, especially in areas that deal with concrete knowledge and facts.
You are amazingly analytical. You can make sense of chaos without involving your emotions.

If anything, you tend to be overly logical. It's sometimes hard for you to come to a decision, because you're too busy weighing all the options.
People turn to you in times of trouble. They know that they can trust you to give good, well thought out advice.
You Feel Misunderstood By Your Family
You are very quick to forgive your family for wrongdoings. You don't expect them to be perfect, and you try to help them out whenever it's possible.

You believe that your family is truly happy, even if there are minor disagreements and squabbles.

It's sometimes hard for your family to understand who you are now. You've changed a lot, and they have trouble accepting the new you.

You get teased a lot by your family. You usually don't mind being the butt of jokes, but sometimes you feel picked on.
Your Independence Level: Medium
In some aspects of your life, you can be very self reliant.
Making your own informed choices feels great.
But you aren't as independent as you could be.
When things get stressful, you sometimes run away from the hard decisions you need to make.
Guys Like That You're Charming
You're the girl most guys can't get out of their heads
Even if they met you on a bad hair day :-)
You just seem to "click" with everyone you meet
So even if a guy forgets about you for a second... his friends haven't!
You Can Make 95% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You
Admit it, you can seduce practically anyone. And sometimes you try just for fun.
You're a total heartbreaker that knows when to play it cool.
You are the type of person people go completely lovesick over. Just use your powers for good, okay?
You Are Girly Sexy
You're a youthful spirit, and your energy is infectious.
Men love your innocence and lack of emotional baggage.
You make every kiss seem like the first and every moment magical.
How could any guy in his right mind resist that?
Your Power Element is Fire
Your power color: red

Your energy: hot

Your season: spring

Like a fire, you are full of power and light.
A born leader, you easily draw people toward you.
You are full of courage and usually up for anything dangerous.
You have a huge ego and love to be the center of attention.
People Definitely Like You
You are very well liked, and many people admire you.
You are friendly, well mannered, and fun to be around.
Of course, you're not perfect... but that's okay.
Your friends are usually willing to accept you for who you are!

What People Don't Like About You:

People don't like that you seem unnatural and stiff at times. You sometimes give off an impression of being standoffish or fake.

What People Like About You:

People like that you give them support and strength. Friends know that they can count on you to be there for them.

People like that you take the them to get to know them and make a connection. You make people feel important.

People like that you don't gossip or talk poorly of others. They trust that you will speak positively about them too.
You Are Very Sexy
Damn! You are one hot number. You have a lot of sex appeal.
You know you're sexy, and you're not afraid to put it all out there.

And while you're very appealing, you're careful not to be trashy or over the top.
Sexy is all about attitude. And you totally have the attitude that people love.

How You Are Sexy

You are friendly and outgoing, even to people who don't deserve it. Your positive body language makes you even sexier.

You are flirtatious and fun with most people. You know how to keep things light, friendly, and sexy.

You wear sexy underwear, and that's definitely hot. Feeling sexy is important to being sexy, even if no one knows what's underneath your clothes.

You are secure in social situations, and you definitely have a confident vibe. And that's very sexy.
You Are Sudoku
You are simple, modern and elegant.
You're not that difficult to figure out, but very few people truly get you.
You approach the world with a pure logic that most people will never grasp.
You Are Aphrodite!
A total shining star with a ton of admirers
And no wonder: you live life to the fullest!
When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place
But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on
Your Superpower Should Be Super Speed
You're quick witted and fast to act.
You're mind works at warp speed. From your perspective, everyone else is living in slow motion.
You get so much done, people have accused you of not sleeping.
Definitely not a couch potato, you feel a bit crazy if you're not busy doing something.

Why you would be a good superhero: You're be the first on the scene... and likely to finish the job before anyone else shows up

Your biggest problem as a superhero: Being bored by everyone else. Including other superheroes!
Your Love Song Is
Your Body Is a Wonderland by John Mayer

"One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue"

Why go out... when so much fun can be had indoors?
Your Love Type: ISFP
The Artist

In love, you feel deeply and experience intense emotions.
For you, sex is serious. It's how you best express your feelings.

Overall, you are laid back, warm, and a good listener.
However, you tend to seem lazy and disinterested sometimes.

Best matches: ESFJ and ENFJ
You Are Paper
Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation.
People tend to underestimate you, unless they've truly seen what you are capable of.
Deep down, you're always scheming and thinking up new plans. Your mind is constantly active.
You are quite capable of anything you dream of. You can always figure out a way to get what you want.

You can wrap a rock person up in your sheet of trickery.

A scissor person can sneak up and cut you to pieces.

When you fight: No one can anticipate your next move

If someone makes you mad: You'll attack them mercilessly when they're unprepared
Your Kissing Grade: A
You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing.
Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible.
Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you!
You Are Summer!
Outgoing
Friendly
Flirty
Cute
Fun
Your Passion is Red!
You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination.
You do whatever you want in life ... to hell with what anyone thinks!
With so many interests and loves, you're always running around doing something new.
You have fire in your eyes, and it shows. Bet you're even wearing something red!
You Are a Friendly Flirt!
You are quite the flirt, but you don't flirt with just anyone.
And you hardly ever get caught, because your flirting seems so friendly.
You've got a good thing going. Tons of friends, both guys and girls.
And if you do decide to flirt, hardly anyone's the wiser. Pretty trick!
You Are a Total Tease
You're all about flirting and fun, but you often give guys the wrong idea
Most men think they have a chance with you... but come on!
You've got high standards, and most men you flirt with aren't going to make the grade
And while your tease act will work for a while, every guy you know will eventually be the wiser
Your PMS Disaster Level: High
You are definitely a PMS disaster!
At least you're only scary a few days of the month.
You Make a Great First Impression
You can handle almost any social situation with grace, even the tricky ones.
Strangers often find you charming and interesting. You are often remembered fondly.
Even if you're not naturally outgoing, you can make conversation with anyone if you need to.

Whether you were born this way or had to work to get here, you are definitely charismatic.
You're popular and well liked. People definitely look forward to being around you.
Your social connections bring you a full and rich life. You understand how important it is to make a lasting impression.
You Are Medium Maintenance
You aren't as hard to deal with as some girls
But you aren't the most laid back chick either
You're easy to deal with 90% of the time, but watch out for that 10%!
If the guy you are with has good intentions, then calm down a little
But if he's really screwing up, don't waste your breath - move on :-)
Men See You As Choosy
Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait
You Are a Little Messy
You aren't the cleanest person in the world, but you're definitely not a slob.
You clean up when you have the time, but you're realistic about what you can get done.
Generally, you're pretty organized and tidy - though you may have a few hidden messes.
You eventually get around to making things spotless, but you do it on your own schedule!
Your Mind is PG-13 Rated
Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy.
You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude.
You Are 64% Spoiled
You're pretty spoiled, but you probably don't think you're spoiled enough.
No doubt about it, you're living the good life. Maybe a little too good!
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.