NGGODAIN Lelaki, yukkk!!

Hey Carmit
Yeah
You Think Your Foxy
I am
Like You all Naughty
Shoot, hold this
Then show us what you got
She showed you what she got

Hey Jessy
Yeah
You Think your sexy
Yeah
With all them breasties
Yeah
Now shake ‘em like they hot
She showed you what she got.

Hey Ashley
Yeah
You think your sassy
Yeah
But now get nasty
Okaay
And show us what you got.
She showed you what she got.

Hey Kimberly
Yeah
You are so freaky
Yeah
But you all flexy
Yeah
Now flex it like it’s hot.
She showed you What she got

Hey Melody
Yeah
You such a cutie
Yup
Now shake that booty
Yeah
Now shake that booty up
She showed you what she got

Hey Nikky
Yeah I know that is me
Yeah
Now whatch my booty
Yeah
Now Make that booty pop
I know you show my booty pop

22 September 2008

Wehhh abis ketangkep trantib, keknye inyak22 neh cerita yang rada horor.

Sorry, aku udah boong!…

Ketika semuanya harus berakhir
Ketika pelukku tak lagi berarti

Kau memilih tuk akhiri kisah ini
Kau hempaskan aku… tak berdaya

Telah kuberikan yang mampu kuberi
Namun tak jua puaskan hatimu

Kau memilih tuk akhiri kisah ini
Kau hempaskan aku… tak berdaya

Aku takkan pernah menjadi SEMPURNA
Seperti yang kau pinta

Aku TAKKAN BISA….meski tlah KUCOBA….

Coba Liat Payudaramu!

In North America and in many other countries, woman’s breasts are a taboo: they are supposed to be hidden. Exposing woman’s breasts in public is considered shameful and inappropriate (“indecent exposure”) even on beaches or while breastfeeding. In other words, breasts – or at least the nipple – are supposed to be covered at all times.

However, while exposing breasts in public is a ‘no-no’, children often see breasts (although never the nipples) displayed in a sexually provocative fashion on television, in print media and at magazines. Breasts are emphasized big time in the media and advertisements, who signal to our young people that breasts are a sexual object, and only beautiful when big and protruding.

But we know big breasts is a fallacy since women in ads and movies use push-up bras and breast enlargement to artificially ‘enhance’ the way their breasts look like. Just think: if young girls continually see this propaganda without a balancing view of natural naked breasts, it is no wonder they also start seriously worrying about the size and shape of their breasts even to the point of suicide!

While women are obsessed about their breast size and shape to the extent of surgery, some men have definite obsessions with female breasts are a source of sexual fantasy / turn-on.

For these men, it is not just a general appreciation of the female figure or the various body parts of a woman, but a fetish, an extreme fixation or obsession. They get sexually inspired by looking at pictures with cleavage, where breasts are enticingly almost visible, yet hidden.

While these men probably realize that this is happening, and feel they enjoy it, they are nevertheless “bound” by this behavior.

The general breast taboo and the provocative media advertisements simply encourage this. Men are being culturally conditioned to see breasts as sexual objects – as almost like inanimate objects that automatically ‘click men’s brains’ to the ‘turn on’ mode.

“You mean, men act like babies?“

wihihihi kalo menurutkyu sehhh jawabannyaa…..”keknye para lelaki ituh, hampir semuanya mengidap penyakit syndrom ‘MASA BAYI KURANG BAHAGIA’!!!”……..halahhh!!!

4 September 2008

Dohhh barusan buka email dari mbak MERY, beneran bikin aku merinding!

Kapan Pertama Kali Liat Si Dia, `NGANU`?

During the late Middle Ages, the seaside resort of Scarborough was an important venue for tradesmen from all over England. The song tells the tale of a young man, who tells the listener to ask his former lover to perform for him a series of impossible tasks, such as making him a shirt without a seam and then washing it in a dry well, adding that if she completes these tasks he will take her back.

In “Scarborough Fair” , the herbs may be a veiled message for the girl , where the man is explaining why she should come back to him (if she overcomes the five impossible tasks):

• Parsley:I want you to bear my children
• Sage:I’m dependable
• Rosemary:Remember me
• Thyme:I’m yours

Following is one (relatively recent) version of the song, arranged as a duet:

BOTH

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
Remember me to one who lives there,
For she/he once was a true love of mine.

MAN

Tell her to make me a cambric shirt,
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
Without any seam nor needlework,
And then she’ll be a true love of mine.

Tell her to wash it in yonder dry well,
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
Which never sprung water nor rain ever fell,
And then she’ll be a true love of mine.

Tell her to dry it on yonder thorn,
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
Which never bore blossom since Adam was born,
And then she’ll be a true love of mine.

Ask her to do me this courtesy,
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
And ask for a like favour from me,
And then she’ll be a true love of mine.

BOTH

Have you been to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
Remember me from one who lives there,
For she/he once was a true love of mine.

WOMAN

Ask him to find me an acre of land,
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
Between the salt water and the sea-strand,
For then he’ll be a true love of mine.

Ask him to plough it with a lamb’s horn,
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
And sow it all over with one peppercorn,
For then he’ll be a true love of mine.

Ask him to reap it with a sickle of leather,
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
And gather it up with a rope made of heather,
For then he’ll be a true love of mine.

When he has done and finished his work,
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
Ask him to come for his cambric shirt,
For then he’ll be a true love of mine.

BOTH

If you say that you can’t, then I shall reply,
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
Oh, Let me know that at least you will try,
Or you’ll never be a true love of mine.

Love imposes impossible tasks,
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
But none more than any heart would ask,
I must know you’re a true love of mine.

3 September 2008

Hari ini sedih banget……

Kata pak dokter, bayiku kecil gara22 kurang protein. Hikss yang bikin kesel, di perjalanan pulang kita berantem, suamiku nuduh aku diet. Woiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii……..KIRA-KIRA dehh nuduh nya!……..(hiks…..napehh  kok tiba22 di kepala……berdenging……lagu dangdut…..”tutuk lah akyu….sepuas hatimyu….syalalalala”……..halahhh!…..hiks!).

Well mungkingg akyu nggak bisa jadi ibu yang terbaik, tapi nggak mungking lahhhh……. aku bisa se sadis itu!

‘posisi SERU di atas RANJANG’

Time goes slowly now in my life
Fear no more of what I’m not sure
Searching for your soul
The strength to stand alone
the power of not knowing and letting go

I guess I’ve found my way……it’s simple when its right
Feeling lucky just to be here tonight
And happy just be me and be alive.

Love, in and out, of my heart,
And though life can be strange…… I can’t be afraid
Searching for your soul, the strength to stand alone,
The power of not knowing and letting go
I guess I’ve found my way …..it’s simple when it’s right
Feeling lucky just to be here tonight
And happy just to be me and be alive
I guess I’ve found my way ……it’s simple when its right
Feeling lucky just to be here tonight and
Happy just to be me and to be alive.

(sorriiii………confirm birth date!! ‘This article may contain content that is inappropriate for some users‘…………SERIUSS NEHH!………UNDER 18 TAON DILARANG BUKA!)

1 September 2008

Whooooaaaa pagiiii dunia! Hari ini sangking semangatnya, aku jadi pengen mbagiin info posisi SERU di RANJANG!…………yeiiiihhhh