Arsip untuk Oktober, 2008

31
Okt
08

warning!! : LELAKI DEWASA DILARANG NGEMUT? (studi kasus kanker payudara)


Apa kata dunia bila ku tak bersamamu
Apa kata dunia bila melihatmu menangis
Buah semangka di dasar laut
Tak disangka hatiku terpaut
Ku kan berjanji slalu bersamamu

Apa kata dunia bila ku tak punya cinta
Apa kata dunia bila ku tak bersamamu
Buah nangka kulitnya berduri
Tak disangka hatiku tercuri
Bukan merajuk ku sungguh cinta

Cinta biarkan ada dan kita takkan berpisah
Hanya maut yang bisa memisahkan cinta
Aku akan berjanji demi bumi yang kupijak
Kan kudampingi dirimu selamanya

31 Oktober 2008

Welehh udeh 2 postingan tobat ‘3 kali lebaran 3 kali puasa’ (bang thoyib mode : ON!!), keknye udeh waktunya kita kembali ke jalan tersesat! Nyokkk naek ojyek bareng dirikyu, biar ga bhecyek getuh! (bibir monyong22 gimbal, pake birama 4/4 dgn nada dasar kodok ketelen! …….mode : ON!!!)

29
Okt
08

Gimana kalo aku bilang, “AKU GA PERAWAN!”

Dear God, the only thing I ask of you
Is to hold her when I’m not around
When I’m much too far away….
(by. AVENGED SEVENFOLD)

29 Oktober 2008

What Do You Know About Love?…. Starts with a smile…… Moves over mountains….. Falls like a child….. Cries like a baby……

Lanjutkan membaca ‘Gimana kalo aku bilang, “AKU GA PERAWAN!”’

27
Okt
08

FREESEX : TERMEHEK-MEHEK versus NAFSU

Do What You Do
Say What You Say
Mean What You Mean When You Say It
Cause It’s Your Life
Gotta Make Your Own Rules
And You Gotta Do It Your Way

27 Oktober 2008

Banyak yang bilang kalo as a modern woman, kite ga perlu takut bwat ngelakuin freesex asal safe (okehhhh plusss ditambah kalo bisa, jangan ama laki ato bini nya orang drehh!….ntar mo inyak22 malah tambah mumet22 ga penting!)

Lanjutkan membaca ‘FREESEX : TERMEHEK-MEHEK versus NAFSU’

24
Okt
08

Antara JULIA PEREZ dan SUTIYOSO

Who can say where the road goes,
Where the day flows, only time?
And who can say if your love grows,
As your hearth chose, only time?

Who can say why your heart sights,
As your live flies, only time?
And who can say why your heart cries
when your love lies, only time?

Who can say when the roads meet,
That love might be ,in your heart?
and who can say when the day sleeps,
and the night keeps all your heart?
Night keeps all your heart…..

Who can say if your love groves,
As your heart chose, only time?
And who can say where the road goes
Where the day flows, only time?

Who knows? Only time
Who knows? Only time

24 Oktober 2004

Yeihhh hari ini beneran hari yang paling membetekan diri di seluruh dunia!

Lanjutkan membaca ‘Antara JULIA PEREZ dan SUTIYOSO’

23
Okt
08

IT’s time to NGANU!!!

Setiap ada kamu, mengapa jantungku ini
Berdetak lebih kencang seperti genderang mau perang
Setiap ada kamu, mengapa darahku mengalir lebih cepat
Dari ujung kaki ke ujung kepala….

J’ai attrapé un coup de soleil,
Un coup d’amour, un coup d’ je t’aime.
J’ sais pas comment, il faut qu’ j’ me rappelle.
Si c’est un rêve, t’es super belle.
J’ dors plus la nuit. J’ fais des voyages
Sur des bateaux qui font naugrage.
J’ te vois toute nue sur du satin
Et j’en dors plus. Viens m’ voir demain.

Mais tu n’es pas là, et si je rêve, tant pis.
Quand tu t’en vas, j’ dors plus la nuit
Mais tu n’es pas là, et tu sais, j’ai envie d’aller là-bas,
La fenêtre en face, et d’ visiter ton paradis.

J’ mets tes photos dans mes chansons
Et des voiliers dans ma maison.
J’ voulais m’ tirer, mais j’ me tire plus.
J’ vis à l’envers, j’aime plus ma rue.
J’avais cent ans, j’ me reconnais plus.
J’aime plus les gens depuis qu’ j’ t’ai vue.
J’ veux plus rêver. J’ voudrais qu’ tu viennes
Me faire voler, me faire je t’aime.

Mais tu n’es pas là, et si je rêve, tant pis.
Quand tu t’en vas, j’ dors plus la nuit
Mais tu n’es pas là, et tu sais, j’ai envie d’aller là-bas,
La fenêtre en face, et d’ visiter ton paradis.

Ca y est. C’est sûr. Faut qu’ j’ me décide.
J’ vais faire le mur et j’ tombe dans l’ vide.
J’ sais qu’ tu m’attends près d’ la fontaine :
J’ t’ai vue descendre d’un arc-en-ciel.
J’ me jette à l’eau des pluies d’été.
J’ fais du bateau dans mon quartier.
Il fait très beau, on peut ramer.
La mer est calme. On peut s’ tirer.

Mais tu n’es pas là, et si je rêve, tant pis.
Quand tu t’en vas, j’ dors plus la nuit
Mais tu n’es pas là, et tu sais, j’ai envie d’aller là-bas,
La fenêtre en face, et d’ visiter ton paradis.

Mais tu n’es pas là, non…
Mais tu n’es pas là, et si je rêve, tant pis.
Quand tu t’en vas, j’ dors plus la nuit…
Mais tu n’es pas là…
Mais tu n’es pas là… non, non…
J’ai attrapé un coup de soleil,
Un coup d’amour, un coup d’ je t’aime.
J’sais pas comment, il faut qu’ j’ me rappelle.
Et si je rêve, tant pis.
J’ai attrapé un coup de soleil,
Un coup d’amour, un coup d’ je t’aime.
Un coup d’amour, un coup d’ je t’aime.

23 Oktober 2008

Yeihh daku beneran kurang kerjaan aja dreh keknye. Walahhh secaraaa ini blog juga emeng blog diary ibu22 kurang kerjaan. Soooo….

Warning : Daripada WASTING TIME, Silahkan tinggalkan blog ini, kalo mau niat nyari bacaan yg serius (kek info22 tingkat TINGGI……yang kalo mo baca aja, musti butuh pinjem TANGGA duluk!!) ato niat nyari bacaan GOSSIP artis ibukota (taellaaa berasa jadi kek MC nya pagelaran dangdut!), ato gossip orang di sekelilingku. (secaraaa……dakyu ga demen gossip……….abisnyee dakyu biasa digosipin sehh!…..wihihihi NGARTESSS mode : ON!!).

Aye kagak bakalan maksa nulis cerita keren yang biar dapet puja puji (yeihh kek lagu mengheningkan cipta aja!), ato tulisan yang biar BIKIN DIRIKYU keliatan rada beradab. Secara, aye juga GA BERWUJUD di dunia maya inih, en jadi ga penting nyari muka di pasar. Well isi blog inih, cuman cerita tentang dirikyu en apa yg aye pikirin tentang dunia, berikut segala isinye yg asik22 en seksehh22 aje menurut aye. (sooo…. dilarang complain kalo sering cerita NGANU22!!!, abisnyee….ini MAINAN BARU aye nehh!!……….jadi masih BANCI NGANU mode : ON!!).

En PERHATIAN : di blog ini kagak bakalan nemu cerita esek22 yang ajaib, kek keyword ‘mama, belai, xxxxx, guru’ bla bla bla………….secara aye cuman jago bikin judul yang HOT!………soooo yg dateng kesini pake keywords ituh……..DIRIMU NYASAR, sayyy!! Silahkan lapor ke pos hansip gih!

biar dianterin pulang!

Lanjutkan membaca ‘IT’s time to NGANU!!!’

20
Okt
08

“KEBAHAGIAAN 1000 Matahari Selama 1000 Bulan”

“Dirimu adalah Lailatul Qodr dari ALLAH untukku. Bersamamu, kudekap kebahagiaan seribu matahari selama seribu bulan…..InsyaALLAH!”

20 Oktober 2008


Hari ini baca tulisan di blog ini, bikin aku jadi rada mikir “Allah beneran baik sekali padaku!”

Okeh sebelon jaohh baca nye. Warning : tulisan ini ga bakalan bisa sepuitis tulisan di blog nye si ndul itu. (Wihihihi belon se advance ityu kayaknye diriku……betewehhh aku nemuin lagu di atas dari browsing baca komen22 di kompas……ternyatehhh enak juga!!…..berasa lbh damai aja di dada!).

Lanjutkan membaca ‘“KEBAHAGIAAN 1000 Matahari Selama 1000 Bulan”’

16
Okt
08

SEXY, HORROR, NJENDOL, ‘NGANU’!, HOT, PAYUDARA, BULU, OTOT dan PEREMPUAN


16 Oktober 2008

Hari ini kita ‘naek ojek sambil bawa golok’ bareng22 nyokkkk!!!

(sorriiii………confirm birth date!! ‘This article may contain content that is inappropriate for some users‘…………SERIUSS NEHH!………UNDER 18 TAON DILARANG BUKA!)

Lanjutkan membaca ‘SEXY, HORROR, NJENDOL, ‘NGANU’!, HOT, PAYUDARA, BULU, OTOT dan PEREMPUAN’

14
Okt
08

SENJATA AMPUH WANITA!

“If i were to ever lose you……i would turn into a star and shine on you. Even on a night when my smile is wet with tears…..i’ll always and forever be with you. It’s not about dependence or weakness…it’s just that I love you!” (by Mika Nakashima)

Song : Yuki no Hana

Nobita kake wo hodou ni narabe
Yuuyami no naka wo kimi to aruiteru
Te wo tsunaide itsuma demo zutto
Soba ni ireta nara nake chaukurai

Kaze ga tsumetaku natte
Fuyu no nioi gashita
Soro soro kono machi ni
Kimi to chikadukeru kisetsu ga kuru

Kotoshi, saisho yuki no hana wo

Futari yori sotte
Nagameteiru kono toki ni
Shiawase ga afuredasu
Amaeto ka yowasa ja nai
Tada, kimi wo aishiteru
Kokoro kara sou omotta

Kimi ga iru to donna koto demo
Korikireru you na kimochi ni natteru
Konna hibi ga itsuma demo kitto
Tsuduiteku koto wo inotte iru yo

Kaze ga mado wo yurashita
Yoru wa yuri okoshite
Donna kanashii koto mo
Boku ga egao he to kaete ageru

Mai ochite kita yuki no hana ga
Mado no soto zutto
Furi yamu koto wo shirazu ni
Bokura no machi wo someru
Dare ka no tame ni nani ka wo
Shitai to omoeru no ga
Aito iu koto wo shitta

Moshi, kimi wo ushinatta to shita nara
Hoshi ni natte kimi wo terasu darou
Egao mo namida ni nureteru yoru mo
Itsumo itsudemo sobani iru yo

Kotoshi, saisho no yuki no hana wo
Futari yori sotte
Nagameteiru kono toki ni
Shiawase ga afuredasu
Amaeto ka yowasa ja nai
Tada, kimi to zutto
Kono mama isshou ni itai
Sunao ni sou omoeru

Kono machi ni furi tsu motteku
Masshiro na yuki no hana
Futari no mune ni sotto omoida wo egakuyo
Kore kara mo kimi to zutto…

14 Oktober 2008

Halo yang di Jepang, apa kabar? udah mau masuk winter yaaa abis gini?

Hmmm napeh jadi melloww yaa kalo inget autumn, rasanya itu musim yang tepat bwat nangis22 an kek di pilem dorama. Yeihh yang paling aku seneng dari musim ini, aku bisa mulai pake sepatu boot ku. Ternyata kenangan itu paling asik kalo cuman pas nyeritainnya aja, en mungkingg pas ngejalaninnya beneran nyumpah22 kali ya. Jadi inget nyuci akbar di dinginnya hari. Sangking malesnya, itu cucian 3 minggu bisa ampe muat 1 koper yg isi 30 kilo. Berhubung dryer di apato rada mahal en ga cepet kering, jadi biasanya musti ke tempat nyuci di mall. Kebayang deh, diliatin orang, mana bueeerattt beneran itu koper.

Lanjutkan membaca ‘SENJATA AMPUH WANITA!’

10
Okt
08

Sudahkah Anda NUNGGING hari ini?… SAYA NGEMUT DUA!

10 Oktober 2008

Yeihhh kemaren abis chatting ama mas CORIOUS, nyang protes kalo isi blog ku cuman nganu22 aja, jadi bikin daku pengen mbahas yang rada ilmiah dikit neh.

Lanjutkan membaca ‘Sudahkah Anda NUNGGING hari ini?… SAYA NGEMUT DUA!’

08
Okt
08

MAAPIN YEE! kalo ada salah kata, salah belai, salah raba, salah gremet, salah emut!!!!

8 Oktober 2008

Weleh udah lama blog ini ga keurus. Abis liburan ngelmu lurus, keknya udah waktunya ngelmu setengah sesat en ngelmu nyasar alias tersesat beneran. (disclaimer : kalo nggak ketemu juga di bagian orang ilang, lebih dari 2X24 jam, silahkan lapor pak RT/RW setempat). Hari ini mo mulai lagi ahh……..

(sorriiii………confirm birth date!! ‘This article may contain content that is inappropriate for some users‘…………SERIUSS NEHH!………UNDER 18 TAON DILARANG BUKA!)

Lanjutkan membaca ‘MAAPIN YEE! kalo ada salah kata, salah belai, salah raba, salah gremet, salah emut!!!!’




WELCOME TO MY WORLD!!

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Yeihh…MY SELF! Menurut ‘RAMALAN CUACA’, daku itu orang yang…

You Are 80% Kissable
You are extremely kissable. People dream about and enjoy kissing you.
You smell great and have an attractive smile. You take good care of yourself.

And to the right person, you look like you're just waiting to be kissed.
You seem effortlessly kissable - even though being kissable does take a lot of effort!
You Are Cute-Sexy!
You are definitely attractive, and you have an interesting mix of sexiness and cuteness.
You are both hot and quirky. Gorgeous and silly. Charming and natural.

You are not so in-your-face sexy that you're unapproachable. You tone things down a bit.
More than anything else, you are real and genuine. And that makes you truly captivating.
Your Birthdate Predicts You're Fearless
Ever since you were born, you've always been able to assert yourself.
You are confident in carving your own path. Soon enough, other people will be persuaded and follow along.

You are driven and competitive to the point of being impulsive. You'll do just about anything to win.
It drives you crazy when you have to stay still in life. You are too dynamic to stay stagnant.
Your Bed Says You Have Your Head in the Clouds
Outward appearances are very important to you. You do your best to look good and have an attractive home.

You try to be an organized person, but you often fall behind. Certain parts of your life tend to fall into chaos.

You are very high maintenance. You like everything a certain way, and you're grumpy if things aren't the way you like them.

In relationships, you tend to be quite dominant. You enjoy taking charge.

You tend to be a dreamy, head in the clouds type of person. You think in terms of possibilities.

You are a total homebody. You are happiest when you're at home.
You Are Sexually Powerful
Your attitude toward sex is healthy, safe, and sane.
You enjoy sex as much as (or possibly even more than) the average person.

You're open minded, intelligent, and adventurous when exploring your sexuality.
And while you never take things too far, you take them far enough!
You Are Factual
You are highly intelligent, especially in areas that deal with concrete knowledge and facts.
You are amazingly analytical. You can make sense of chaos without involving your emotions.

If anything, you tend to be overly logical. It's sometimes hard for you to come to a decision, because you're too busy weighing all the options.
People turn to you in times of trouble. They know that they can trust you to give good, well thought out advice.
You Feel Misunderstood By Your Family
You are very quick to forgive your family for wrongdoings. You don't expect them to be perfect, and you try to help them out whenever it's possible.

You believe that your family is truly happy, even if there are minor disagreements and squabbles.

It's sometimes hard for your family to understand who you are now. You've changed a lot, and they have trouble accepting the new you.

You get teased a lot by your family. You usually don't mind being the butt of jokes, but sometimes you feel picked on.
Your Independence Level: Medium
In some aspects of your life, you can be very self reliant.
Making your own informed choices feels great.
But you aren't as independent as you could be.
When things get stressful, you sometimes run away from the hard decisions you need to make.
Guys Like That You're Charming
You're the girl most guys can't get out of their heads
Even if they met you on a bad hair day :-)
You just seem to "click" with everyone you meet
So even if a guy forgets about you for a second... his friends haven't!
You Can Make 95% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You
Admit it, you can seduce practically anyone. And sometimes you try just for fun.
You're a total heartbreaker that knows when to play it cool.
You are the type of person people go completely lovesick over. Just use your powers for good, okay?
You Are Girly Sexy
You're a youthful spirit, and your energy is infectious.
Men love your innocence and lack of emotional baggage.
You make every kiss seem like the first and every moment magical.
How could any guy in his right mind resist that?
Your Power Element is Fire
Your power color: red

Your energy: hot

Your season: spring

Like a fire, you are full of power and light.
A born leader, you easily draw people toward you.
You are full of courage and usually up for anything dangerous.
You have a huge ego and love to be the center of attention.
People Definitely Like You
You are very well liked, and many people admire you.
You are friendly, well mannered, and fun to be around.
Of course, you're not perfect... but that's okay.
Your friends are usually willing to accept you for who you are!

What People Don't Like About You:

People don't like that you seem unnatural and stiff at times. You sometimes give off an impression of being standoffish or fake.

What People Like About You:

People like that you give them support and strength. Friends know that they can count on you to be there for them.

People like that you take the them to get to know them and make a connection. You make people feel important.

People like that you don't gossip or talk poorly of others. They trust that you will speak positively about them too.
You Are Very Sexy
Damn! You are one hot number. You have a lot of sex appeal.
You know you're sexy, and you're not afraid to put it all out there.

And while you're very appealing, you're careful not to be trashy or over the top.
Sexy is all about attitude. And you totally have the attitude that people love.

How You Are Sexy

You are friendly and outgoing, even to people who don't deserve it. Your positive body language makes you even sexier.

You are flirtatious and fun with most people. You know how to keep things light, friendly, and sexy.

You wear sexy underwear, and that's definitely hot. Feeling sexy is important to being sexy, even if no one knows what's underneath your clothes.

You are secure in social situations, and you definitely have a confident vibe. And that's very sexy.
You Are Sudoku
You are simple, modern and elegant.
You're not that difficult to figure out, but very few people truly get you.
You approach the world with a pure logic that most people will never grasp.
You Are Aphrodite!
A total shining star with a ton of admirers
And no wonder: you live life to the fullest!
When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place
But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on
Your Superpower Should Be Super Speed
You're quick witted and fast to act.
You're mind works at warp speed. From your perspective, everyone else is living in slow motion.
You get so much done, people have accused you of not sleeping.
Definitely not a couch potato, you feel a bit crazy if you're not busy doing something.

Why you would be a good superhero: You're be the first on the scene... and likely to finish the job before anyone else shows up

Your biggest problem as a superhero: Being bored by everyone else. Including other superheroes!
Your Love Song Is
Your Body Is a Wonderland by John Mayer

"One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue"

Why go out... when so much fun can be had indoors?
Your Love Type: ISFP
The Artist

In love, you feel deeply and experience intense emotions.
For you, sex is serious. It's how you best express your feelings.

Overall, you are laid back, warm, and a good listener.
However, you tend to seem lazy and disinterested sometimes.

Best matches: ESFJ and ENFJ
You Are Paper
Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation.
People tend to underestimate you, unless they've truly seen what you are capable of.
Deep down, you're always scheming and thinking up new plans. Your mind is constantly active.
You are quite capable of anything you dream of. You can always figure out a way to get what you want.

You can wrap a rock person up in your sheet of trickery.

A scissor person can sneak up and cut you to pieces.

When you fight: No one can anticipate your next move

If someone makes you mad: You'll attack them mercilessly when they're unprepared
Your Kissing Grade: A
You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing.
Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible.
Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you!
You Are Summer!
Outgoing
Friendly
Flirty
Cute
Fun
Your Passion is Red!
You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination.
You do whatever you want in life ... to hell with what anyone thinks!
With so many interests and loves, you're always running around doing something new.
You have fire in your eyes, and it shows. Bet you're even wearing something red!
You Are a Friendly Flirt!
You are quite the flirt, but you don't flirt with just anyone.
And you hardly ever get caught, because your flirting seems so friendly.
You've got a good thing going. Tons of friends, both guys and girls.
And if you do decide to flirt, hardly anyone's the wiser. Pretty trick!
You Are a Total Tease
You're all about flirting and fun, but you often give guys the wrong idea
Most men think they have a chance with you... but come on!
You've got high standards, and most men you flirt with aren't going to make the grade
And while your tease act will work for a while, every guy you know will eventually be the wiser
Your PMS Disaster Level: High
You are definitely a PMS disaster!
At least you're only scary a few days of the month.
You Make a Great First Impression
You can handle almost any social situation with grace, even the tricky ones.
Strangers often find you charming and interesting. You are often remembered fondly.
Even if you're not naturally outgoing, you can make conversation with anyone if you need to.

Whether you were born this way or had to work to get here, you are definitely charismatic.
You're popular and well liked. People definitely look forward to being around you.
Your social connections bring you a full and rich life. You understand how important it is to make a lasting impression.
You Are Medium Maintenance
You aren't as hard to deal with as some girls
But you aren't the most laid back chick either
You're easy to deal with 90% of the time, but watch out for that 10%!
If the guy you are with has good intentions, then calm down a little
But if he's really screwing up, don't waste your breath - move on :-)
Men See You As Choosy
Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait
You Are a Little Messy
You aren't the cleanest person in the world, but you're definitely not a slob.
You clean up when you have the time, but you're realistic about what you can get done.
Generally, you're pretty organized and tidy - though you may have a few hidden messes.
You eventually get around to making things spotless, but you do it on your own schedule!
Your Mind is PG-13 Rated
Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy.
You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude.
You Are 64% Spoiled
You're pretty spoiled, but you probably don't think you're spoiled enough.
No doubt about it, you're living the good life. Maybe a little too good!
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.