Dear Malaikat,
Hari ini beneran luar biasa……
oh ya, hampir lupa…..belum asalamualaikum ya?
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We get it on most every night
When that moon is big and bright
Its a supernatural delight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
Everybody here is out of sight
They dont bark and they dont bite
They keep things loose they keep it tight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
Dancing in the moonlight
Everybodys feeling warm and bright
Its such a fine and natural sight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
We like our fun and we never fight
You cant dance and stay uptight
Its a supernatural delight
Everybody was dancing in the moonlight
(BY. TOPLOADER)
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You took your coat off and stood in the rain,
You’re always crazy like that.
And I watched from my window,
Always felt I was outside looking in on you.
You’re always the mysterious one with
Dark eyes and careless hair,
You were fashionably sensitive
But too cool to care.
You stood in my doorway, with nothing to say
Besides some comment on the weather.
Well in case you failed to notice,
In case you failed to see,
This is my heart bleeding before you,
This is me down on my knees, and
These foolish games are tearing me apart,
And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart.
You’re breaking my heart.
You’re always brilliant in the morning,
Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee.
Your philosophies on art, Baroque.
You loved Mozart and you’d speak of your loved ones
As I clumsily strummed my guitar.
Well, excuse me, guess I’ve mistaken you for somebody else,
Somebody who gave a damn,
Somebody more like myself.
These foolish games are tearing your tearing me your tearing me apart,
And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart.
You’re breaking my heart.
You took your coat off,
Stood in the rain,
You’re always crazy like that.
(BY. JEWEL)
26 JANUARI 2009
Pagi ini ga tau kenapa, jadi bikin aku inget pengalaman paling erotisku! (hayyahh……..suwirrr kalo ampe udeh berapa kali maen ke blog inih, dirimu masih berharap bakalan nemu beneran arti harafiah dari judul22 HOT postinganku…..hmmmm kek nye, dirimu butuh kudu musti ditimpuk pake beduk dulu!). Ga tau apa karena, pas begitu bangun mataku langsung pas natap jakun suamiku, yang kek bergerak kembut22!
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CINTA, pergilah………
walau aku tak mungkin rela, saat akan ada ujung jemari lain yang menelusuri hangat kulit mu….
CINTA, pergilah………
walau aku tak bisa membayangkan, akan ada bibir lain yang merasakan hangat nafas yang sama darimu…..
CINTA, pergilah…………
walau aku akan tersiksa, saat tau bulu mata mu akan bergerak lembut di pipi lain, waktu kau memiringkan kepala untuk merasakannya…….
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walau aku perih membayangkan, akan ada lutut lain yang seperti meleleh, saat merasakan kuat dadamu dalam dekapan……..
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walau aku pasti tersakiti, saat tau tangan kokohmu akan menyusuri lembut perutnya, hingga rasanya seperti penuh dengan kupu-kupu …..
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CINTA, pergilah………..
walau aku akan terpuruk, saat tau akan ada dada lain yang seperti meledak, waktu kakimu membukanya perlahan……
If God had a name, what would it be
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with him in all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question
And yeah yeah God is great
yeah yeah God is good…yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home (one of us by JOAN OSBORNE)
12 Januari 2009
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7 Januari 2009
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KALO LAGI PENGEN NGADEM 2 KALO LAGI PENGEN NGADEM 3
| You Are 80% Kissable |
You are extremely kissable. People dream about and enjoy kissing you.You smell great and have an attractive smile. You take good care of yourself. And to the right person, you look like you're just waiting to be kissed. You seem effortlessly kissable - even though being kissable does take a lot of effort! |
| You Are Cute-Sexy! |
You are definitely attractive, and you have an interesting mix of sexiness and cuteness.You are both hot and quirky. Gorgeous and silly. Charming and natural. You are not so in-your-face sexy that you're unapproachable. You tone things down a bit. More than anything else, you are real and genuine. And that makes you truly captivating. |
| Your Birthdate Predicts You're Fearless |
Ever since you were born, you've always been able to assert yourself.You are confident in carving your own path. Soon enough, other people will be persuaded and follow along. You are driven and competitive to the point of being impulsive. You'll do just about anything to win. It drives you crazy when you have to stay still in life. You are too dynamic to stay stagnant. |
| Your Bed Says You Have Your Head in the Clouds |
Outward appearances are very important to you. You do your best to look good and have an attractive home.You try to be an organized person, but you often fall behind. Certain parts of your life tend to fall into chaos. You are very high maintenance. You like everything a certain way, and you're grumpy if things aren't the way you like them. In relationships, you tend to be quite dominant. You enjoy taking charge. You tend to be a dreamy, head in the clouds type of person. You think in terms of possibilities. You are a total homebody. You are happiest when you're at home. |
| You Are Sexually Powerful |
Your attitude toward sex is healthy, safe, and sane.You enjoy sex as much as (or possibly even more than) the average person. You're open minded, intelligent, and adventurous when exploring your sexuality. And while you never take things too far, you take them far enough! |
| You Are Factual |
You are highly intelligent, especially in areas that deal with concrete knowledge and facts.You are amazingly analytical. You can make sense of chaos without involving your emotions. If anything, you tend to be overly logical. It's sometimes hard for you to come to a decision, because you're too busy weighing all the options. People turn to you in times of trouble. They know that they can trust you to give good, well thought out advice. |
| You Feel Misunderstood By Your Family |
You are very quick to forgive your family for wrongdoings. You don't expect them to be perfect, and you try to help them out whenever it's possible.You believe that your family is truly happy, even if there are minor disagreements and squabbles. It's sometimes hard for your family to understand who you are now. You've changed a lot, and they have trouble accepting the new you. You get teased a lot by your family. You usually don't mind being the butt of jokes, but sometimes you feel picked on. |
| Your Independence Level: Medium |
In some aspects of your life, you can be very self reliant.Making your own informed choices feels great. But you aren't as independent as you could be. When things get stressful, you sometimes run away from the hard decisions you need to make. |
| Guys Like That You're Charming |
You're the girl most guys can't get out of their headsEven if they met you on a bad hair day :-) You just seem to "click" with everyone you meet So even if a guy forgets about you for a second... his friends haven't! |
| You Can Make 95% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You |
Admit it, you can seduce practically anyone. And sometimes you try just for fun.You're a total heartbreaker that knows when to play it cool. You are the type of person people go completely lovesick over. Just use your powers for good, okay? |
| You Are Girly Sexy |
You're a youthful spirit, and your energy is infectious.Men love your innocence and lack of emotional baggage. You make every kiss seem like the first and every moment magical. How could any guy in his right mind resist that? |
| Your Power Element is Fire |
Your power color: red Your energy: hot Your season: spring Like a fire, you are full of power and light. A born leader, you easily draw people toward you. You are full of courage and usually up for anything dangerous. You have a huge ego and love to be the center of attention. |
| People Definitely Like You |
You are very well liked, and many people admire you.You are friendly, well mannered, and fun to be around. Of course, you're not perfect... but that's okay. Your friends are usually willing to accept you for who you are! What People Don't Like About You: People don't like that you seem unnatural and stiff at times. You sometimes give off an impression of being standoffish or fake. What People Like About You: People like that you give them support and strength. Friends know that they can count on you to be there for them. People like that you take the them to get to know them and make a connection. You make people feel important. People like that you don't gossip or talk poorly of others. They trust that you will speak positively about them too. |
| You Are Very Sexy |
Damn! You are one hot number. You have a lot of sex appeal.You know you're sexy, and you're not afraid to put it all out there. And while you're very appealing, you're careful not to be trashy or over the top. Sexy is all about attitude. And you totally have the attitude that people love. How You Are Sexy You are friendly and outgoing, even to people who don't deserve it. Your positive body language makes you even sexier. You are flirtatious and fun with most people. You know how to keep things light, friendly, and sexy. You wear sexy underwear, and that's definitely hot. Feeling sexy is important to being sexy, even if no one knows what's underneath your clothes. You are secure in social situations, and you definitely have a confident vibe. And that's very sexy. |
| You Are Sudoku |
You are simple, modern and elegant. You're not that difficult to figure out, but very few people truly get you. You approach the world with a pure logic that most people will never grasp. |
| You Are Aphrodite! |
A total shining star with a ton of admirersAnd no wonder: you live life to the fullest! When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on |
| Your Superpower Should Be Super Speed |
You're quick witted and fast to act.You're mind works at warp speed. From your perspective, everyone else is living in slow motion. You get so much done, people have accused you of not sleeping. Definitely not a couch potato, you feel a bit crazy if you're not busy doing something. Why you would be a good superhero: You're be the first on the scene... and likely to finish the job before anyone else shows up Your biggest problem as a superhero: Being bored by everyone else. Including other superheroes! |
| Your Love Song Is |
Your Body Is a Wonderland by John Mayer"One mile to every inch of Your skin like porcelain One pair of candy lips and Your bubblegum tongue" Why go out... when so much fun can be had indoors? |
| Your Love Type: ISFP |
The ArtistIn love, you feel deeply and experience intense emotions. For you, sex is serious. It's how you best express your feelings. Overall, you are laid back, warm, and a good listener. However, you tend to seem lazy and disinterested sometimes. Best matches: ESFJ and ENFJ |
| You Are Paper |
Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation.People tend to underestimate you, unless they've truly seen what you are capable of. Deep down, you're always scheming and thinking up new plans. Your mind is constantly active. You are quite capable of anything you dream of. You can always figure out a way to get what you want. You can wrap a rock person up in your sheet of trickery. A scissor person can sneak up and cut you to pieces. When you fight: No one can anticipate your next move If someone makes you mad: You'll attack them mercilessly when they're unprepared |
| Your Kissing Grade: A |
You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing.Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible. Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you! |
| You Are Summer! |
OutgoingFriendly Flirty Cute Fun |
| Your Passion is Red! |
You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination.You do whatever you want in life ... to hell with what anyone thinks! With so many interests and loves, you're always running around doing something new. You have fire in your eyes, and it shows. Bet you're even wearing something red! |
| You Are a Friendly Flirt! |
You are quite the flirt, but you don't flirt with just anyone.And you hardly ever get caught, because your flirting seems so friendly. You've got a good thing going. Tons of friends, both guys and girls. And if you do decide to flirt, hardly anyone's the wiser. Pretty trick! |
| You Are a Total Tease |
You're all about flirting and fun, but you often give guys the wrong ideaMost men think they have a chance with you... but come on! You've got high standards, and most men you flirt with aren't going to make the grade And while your tease act will work for a while, every guy you know will eventually be the wiser |
| Your PMS Disaster Level: High |
You are definitely a PMS disaster!At least you're only scary a few days of the month. |
| You Make a Great First Impression |
You can handle almost any social situation with grace, even the tricky ones.Strangers often find you charming and interesting. You are often remembered fondly. Even if you're not naturally outgoing, you can make conversation with anyone if you need to. Whether you were born this way or had to work to get here, you are definitely charismatic. You're popular and well liked. People definitely look forward to being around you. Your social connections bring you a full and rich life. You understand how important it is to make a lasting impression. |
| You Are Medium Maintenance |
You aren't as hard to deal with as some girlsBut you aren't the most laid back chick either You're easy to deal with 90% of the time, but watch out for that 10%! If the guy you are with has good intentions, then calm down a little But if he's really screwing up, don't waste your breath - move on :-) |
| Men See You As Choosy |
Men notice you light years before you notice themYou take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait |
| You Are a Little Messy |
You aren't the cleanest person in the world, but you're definitely not a slob.You clean up when you have the time, but you're realistic about what you can get done. Generally, you're pretty organized and tidy - though you may have a few hidden messes. You eventually get around to making things spotless, but you do it on your own schedule! |
| Your Mind is PG-13 Rated |
Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy.You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude. |
| You Are 64% Spoiled |
You're pretty spoiled, but you probably don't think you're spoiled enough.No doubt about it, you're living the good life. Maybe a little too good! |
| Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover |
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. |
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