23
Jan
09

Jadi MODEL MESUM plus HOT CALENDER 2009!!

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When the sky is falling from above you
And the wind is raging from the coast
And you want someone who truly loves you
I will be the one who loves you the most

When the masquerades in burlesque falls
Become too ordinary to boast
You complain about the parades and curtain calls
I will be the one who loves you the most
I will be the one who loves you the most

When the women with their stolen graces
Don’t invite you to play host
To their daughters with fake faces
I will be the one who loves you the most

When all the debutants desert you
And all the doorways are all closed
And all the harlequins have hurt you
I will be the one who loves you the most
I will be the one who loves you the most

When your suiters sneer and swank beside you
And leave you hollow like a ghost
And you just want somebody to confide to
I will be the one who loves you the most
I will be the one who loves you the most

See, when you forgive your imperfections
And you’ve auctioned all your clothes
And you look to see your true reflection
You will be the one who loves you the most
You will be the one who loves you the most
You will be the one who loves you the most

(by. BRETT DENNEN)

23 Januari 2009

Pagi ini benerannya rada mo ngamuk……tapi bingung juga mo ngamuk ama sapa! Hiksss untuk yang kesekian kalinyaaaa…..dakyu kekuncian yahoo mesenger (YM)! bujettttt dahhh! Yang anehhh, aku masih bisa chating tapi kudu musti masuk lewat yahoo mail. Laptop udah di restart, malah ampe instal ulang YM……tetep waeee…..KAGAK NGEPEK!……yang belon sihh….cuman atu cara :

DILEMPAR bwat nimpuk ORANG RESE’…… yang sepagian ini udah ngoceh ga jelas!

Oh well, daripada bete, mendingan cerita ga jelas aja deh!

Pernahkah dirimu berasa BORING NAJIS ampe kek bisa MATI NUNGGING? Ternyata jadi istri syalalala itu BUJETTT benerann dahh! Secaraaa ga tau napa, semenjak nikah, duniaku cuman berkisar kantor-rumah-kantor-plus nungging dimana22 (yeihhhh GA SENONOH!). Wihihi baru nyadar, gimana rasa boringnya temenku yang ampe niat masang TATTO di anu nya, padahal yang ngeliat juga cuman atu ekor aje!…..yeihhh SUAMI nye sendiri aje!

Hmmm kalo aye sehhh, daripada ditusukin ama barang ‘tajem yang kagak inyak22′ mending pake hayna, bwat sekalian bikin pertunjukan belly dancing aja lahh!….WIHIHI DIJAMIN si ‘J’ PINGSANGG DENGAN SUKSESNYAAAA!!!………ciannyaaa suamikyuuu!!

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Welll berhubung, aye takut kagak diaku anak lagi ama nyak aye, jadi cuman berani meng HIGHLIGHT SI SURTI! (yihhaaaaaa…….abis dikrimbath plus ditrim juga pula!…….okehh tebak!….benerannya kita lagi ngomongin surti siapa sihhh?)……..wihihi biar kalo pas lampu dimatiin, si tole masih bisa nemuin si surti………kan TERANG tuhhh jadinya!!

Eniwehhh dakyu cuman pengen berbagi dosa, dengan membagikan model kalender MESUM!! (wihihihi…..apalagi khusus bwat yang orientasi seksualnya diragukan!)……CENGKYOUU VES en mbak RATIH!!

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Moral Catatan Harianku Jumat ini (jam 9. 28 am) : waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bete banget dahhhh……

eniwehhh SELAMAT HARI JUMAT!…JANGAN LUPA ANGKAT ROK TINGGI22 YAAAAAAAAAAA!!……TAPI ATI22…DILALERIN!!

16 Tanggapan ke “Jadi MODEL MESUM plus HOT CALENDER 2009!!”

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  2. 2 Mr Bin
    Januari 23, 2009 pukul 3:38 am

    Setengah mateng yaaa

  3. 3 queenalea
    Januari 23, 2009 pukul 3:46 am

    MR BIN…………BUJETTTT dahhh!….

    emengnya TELOR?…..pake setengah mateng segala?

  4. 4 corious
    Januari 23, 2009 pukul 6:59 am

    bulet banget yah, yang lebih natural lagi ada gak, itu emang telor paskah kan kwakwakwakwa, heboh ibu yang atu ni mpe koleksinya gambar pria pria seksi getoh, ga ada yang lebih hot lagi ape?

  5. 5 dea
    Januari 23, 2009 pukul 7:13 am

    kek korban banjir aja.. :-)
    gambar2nya selama ini koq ampir semua perempuan n setengah perempuan yak..skali2 pasang gambar yg ganteng..seksehh ..sizzling..berasap gitchu… hihihi..

  6. 6 queenalea
    Januari 23, 2009 pukul 7:30 am

    DEA………….’KORBAN BANJIR?’…..TUINGG…TUINGGG??….

    komen paling DAHSYATTT siang inih!

  7. 7 queenalea
    Januari 23, 2009 pukul 7:31 am

    mas CORIOUS…….wuuuuuuuu nyokkk balik mojok ke YM lagihhh………….kita CYBERSEX ann lagihh!!

    *dilempar beduk ama istrimu!!

  8. 8 omiyan
    Januari 23, 2009 pukul 9:41 am

    GIiiillllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cewek darimana nnnttttttttuuuuuuuuuuu…hahahahahahahahaha

  9. 9 herbaqu
    Januari 23, 2009 pukul 10:32 pm

    apa ini….? pernah dengar tongkat gurah vagina coba lihat http://www.herbaqu.co.cc bagi wanita ynag sudah tidak perawan lagi produk ini layak dicoba

  10. 10 Upik
    Januari 24, 2009 pukul 9:31 am

    mo angkat rok tinggi-tinggi…. jangan-jangan ada yang mirip ma punyaku.. :-) )
    postingan nyleneh tapi asyik.. ada aja ide mbak lea ne..

  11. 11 Sang Pejuang
    Januari 24, 2009 pukul 8:10 pm

    He2..
    SETUBUH! (SETUju BUanget loH!)

  13. 13 Billy Koesoemadinata
    Januari 25, 2009 pukul 2:22 pm

    lea, itu model2 adalah korbannya Rian si penjagal tea.. :P

  14. 14 yande
    Januari 27, 2009 pukul 5:12 pm

    Bujettt dahhhh, salah faham ni baca posting ini, aduh ni mata kudu dikucek pake air dari tujuh sumur neh

  15. 15 DENY
    Februari 4, 2009 pukul 2:44 am

    HUEEEEKKK…..HUEEEKKKKK….!!!!

  16. 16 mukabemo
    Februari 23, 2009 pukul 2:01 pm

    alamaaaaakkk….dobol…!!!!
    nguakakakaaa…..korban lapindo terdampar dimanuk ini…??


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You Are 80% Kissable
You are extremely kissable. People dream about and enjoy kissing you.
You smell great and have an attractive smile. You take good care of yourself.

And to the right person, you look like you're just waiting to be kissed.
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You Are Cute-Sexy!
You are definitely attractive, and you have an interesting mix of sexiness and cuteness.
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Your Birthdate Predicts You're Fearless
Ever since you were born, you've always been able to assert yourself.
You are confident in carving your own path. Soon enough, other people will be persuaded and follow along.

You are driven and competitive to the point of being impulsive. You'll do just about anything to win.
It drives you crazy when you have to stay still in life. You are too dynamic to stay stagnant.
Your Bed Says You Have Your Head in the Clouds
Outward appearances are very important to you. You do your best to look good and have an attractive home.

You try to be an organized person, but you often fall behind. Certain parts of your life tend to fall into chaos.

You are very high maintenance. You like everything a certain way, and you're grumpy if things aren't the way you like them.

In relationships, you tend to be quite dominant. You enjoy taking charge.

You tend to be a dreamy, head in the clouds type of person. You think in terms of possibilities.

You are a total homebody. You are happiest when you're at home.
You Are Sexually Powerful
Your attitude toward sex is healthy, safe, and sane.
You enjoy sex as much as (or possibly even more than) the average person.

You're open minded, intelligent, and adventurous when exploring your sexuality.
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People turn to you in times of trouble. They know that they can trust you to give good, well thought out advice.
You Feel Misunderstood By Your Family
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You believe that your family is truly happy, even if there are minor disagreements and squabbles.

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You get teased a lot by your family. You usually don't mind being the butt of jokes, but sometimes you feel picked on.
Your Independence Level: Medium
In some aspects of your life, you can be very self reliant.
Making your own informed choices feels great.
But you aren't as independent as you could be.
When things get stressful, you sometimes run away from the hard decisions you need to make.
Guys Like That You're Charming
You're the girl most guys can't get out of their heads
Even if they met you on a bad hair day :-)
You just seem to "click" with everyone you meet
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You Can Make 95% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You
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You Are Girly Sexy
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Men love your innocence and lack of emotional baggage.
You make every kiss seem like the first and every moment magical.
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Your Power Element is Fire
Your power color: red

Your energy: hot

Your season: spring

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You have a huge ego and love to be the center of attention.
People Definitely Like You
You are very well liked, and many people admire you.
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Your friends are usually willing to accept you for who you are!

What People Don't Like About You:

People don't like that you seem unnatural and stiff at times. You sometimes give off an impression of being standoffish or fake.

What People Like About You:

People like that you give them support and strength. Friends know that they can count on you to be there for them.

People like that you take the them to get to know them and make a connection. You make people feel important.

People like that you don't gossip or talk poorly of others. They trust that you will speak positively about them too.
You Are Very Sexy
Damn! You are one hot number. You have a lot of sex appeal.
You know you're sexy, and you're not afraid to put it all out there.

And while you're very appealing, you're careful not to be trashy or over the top.
Sexy is all about attitude. And you totally have the attitude that people love.

How You Are Sexy

You are friendly and outgoing, even to people who don't deserve it. Your positive body language makes you even sexier.

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You wear sexy underwear, and that's definitely hot. Feeling sexy is important to being sexy, even if no one knows what's underneath your clothes.

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A total shining star with a ton of admirers
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Your Superpower Should Be Super Speed
You're quick witted and fast to act.
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Definitely not a couch potato, you feel a bit crazy if you're not busy doing something.

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Your biggest problem as a superhero: Being bored by everyone else. Including other superheroes!
Your Love Song Is
Your Body Is a Wonderland by John Mayer

"One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue"

Why go out... when so much fun can be had indoors?
Your Love Type: ISFP
The Artist

In love, you feel deeply and experience intense emotions.
For you, sex is serious. It's how you best express your feelings.

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Best matches: ESFJ and ENFJ
You Are Paper
Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation.
People tend to underestimate you, unless they've truly seen what you are capable of.
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You can wrap a rock person up in your sheet of trickery.

A scissor person can sneak up and cut you to pieces.

When you fight: No one can anticipate your next move

If someone makes you mad: You'll attack them mercilessly when they're unprepared
Your Kissing Grade: A
You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing.
Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible.
Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you!
You Are Summer!
Outgoing
Friendly
Flirty
Cute
Fun
Your Passion is Red!
You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination.
You do whatever you want in life ... to hell with what anyone thinks!
With so many interests and loves, you're always running around doing something new.
You have fire in your eyes, and it shows. Bet you're even wearing something red!
You Are a Friendly Flirt!
You are quite the flirt, but you don't flirt with just anyone.
And you hardly ever get caught, because your flirting seems so friendly.
You've got a good thing going. Tons of friends, both guys and girls.
And if you do decide to flirt, hardly anyone's the wiser. Pretty trick!
You Are a Total Tease
You're all about flirting and fun, but you often give guys the wrong idea
Most men think they have a chance with you... but come on!
You've got high standards, and most men you flirt with aren't going to make the grade
And while your tease act will work for a while, every guy you know will eventually be the wiser
Your PMS Disaster Level: High
You are definitely a PMS disaster!
At least you're only scary a few days of the month.
You Make a Great First Impression
You can handle almost any social situation with grace, even the tricky ones.
Strangers often find you charming and interesting. You are often remembered fondly.
Even if you're not naturally outgoing, you can make conversation with anyone if you need to.

Whether you were born this way or had to work to get here, you are definitely charismatic.
You're popular and well liked. People definitely look forward to being around you.
Your social connections bring you a full and rich life. You understand how important it is to make a lasting impression.
You Are Medium Maintenance
You aren't as hard to deal with as some girls
But you aren't the most laid back chick either
You're easy to deal with 90% of the time, but watch out for that 10%!
If the guy you are with has good intentions, then calm down a little
But if he's really screwing up, don't waste your breath - move on :-)
Men See You As Choosy
Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait
You Are a Little Messy
You aren't the cleanest person in the world, but you're definitely not a slob.
You clean up when you have the time, but you're realistic about what you can get done.
Generally, you're pretty organized and tidy - though you may have a few hidden messes.
You eventually get around to making things spotless, but you do it on your own schedule!
Your Mind is PG-13 Rated
Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy.
You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude.
You Are 64% Spoiled
You're pretty spoiled, but you probably don't think you're spoiled enough.
No doubt about it, you're living the good life. Maybe a little too good!
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.