Yang Najis tapi Inyak!!

Oleh LEA

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TrashyArt,Music,Film&Humour
CITIZEN JOURNALISM: SIAPA SAJA, MENULIS APA SAJA
Neng, Ikut Abang Dangdutan Yuk!
LEA – Jakarta

Biasanya aku nggak begitu suka lagu-lagu yang hiperbola banget, termasuk yang biasanya liriknya ada kalimat `aku rela mati demi dirimu` lah ato `demi bulan dan bintang bla bla bla`. Pliss deh hari gene mah semua orang juga tau, kalau angka kejahatan itu meningkat en penipuan terjadi di mana-mana.

Jadi waktu temen ku yang hobi bilang `ahhhh it`s so sweet` en `duhh romantisssss nya`, bercerita kalau ada lagu yang menyayat kalbu dan memaksaku untuk mendengarkannya, aku cuma mengiyakannya saja untuk membuatnya berhenti `siaran` sebelum bosku memergokiku yang masih sibuk `moaaning kopi` di jam sepuluh.

Ikrar Cinta – Radja

*IKRAR CINTA*

Setengah jiwaku Ada didalam… Setiap hembusan nafasmu
Didalam tubuhku Mengalir deras… Aliran darah nadimu

Dihatiku ada hatimu
Dijantungku ada detak jantungmu
Dimimpiku ada mimpi indahmu
Kau adalah belahan jiwaku

Dibintangku indah bola matamu
Dilangitku indah bias pelangimu
Dihidupku cinta matiku untukmu
Ikrar cinta tuk menyatu

Setengah jiwamu Ada didalam.. Setiap hembusan nafasku
Didalam tubuhmu Mengalir deras… Aliran darah nadiku

Dihatiku ada hatimu
Dijantungku ada detak jantungmu
Dimimpiku ada mimpi indahmu
Kau adalah belahan jiwaku

Dibintangku indah bola matamu
Dilangitku indah bias pelangimu
Dihidupku cinta matiku untukmu
Ikrar cinta tuk menyatu

by RADJA

Yeihhh inspite of lagunya model dedi dores banget en ada syairnya yang jadul kek model bergema `nadimu….nadimu…nadimuuuu`, ternyata aku jadi ketagihan akhirnya. Mungkin karena saat pertama kali mendengarkan, aku sedang PEWE alias `posisi wenak` dipangkuan suamiku, yang kemudian ikut memainkan gitarnya sambil menatap wajahku.

Merasakan kebahagiaan yang ada akhirnya malah membuatku berpikir `kapan ya antiklimaks semua perasaan ini? bukankah semua orang yang sekarang lagi ribut mengikuti sidang perceraian, dulu juga pasti pernah merasakan kebahagiaan sebesar ini? bukankah bapak di koran yang diberitakan membakar istrinya hidup-hidup itu, dulu juga pasti pernah menatap wajah istrinya sepenuh cinta itu juga?

Wehhh….serem oyyy!!…what will happen silahkan happen lah….yang pasti akyu juga bakalan berjuang sekuat tenaga bwat mertahanin kebahagiaan inih kek ajakannya waktu itu `Neng, ikut abang dangdutan, yuukk??`

Note : Zie, akyu gak bisa nemuin link video klipnya lagu inih, jadi aku  kasih link seadanya yaaaa…..

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ikut goyang tapi enggak dangdutan,ah. lagunya radja rmang kuerennn…

Posted by: LindaPT | Minggu, 18 Januari 2009 | 16:46 WIB

ITSMI…..band INDO kok….pokoknya becyek becyek gimana gitu! wihihi

NATYA……..hmmm bener sehhh drpd nungguin antiklimaks…mendingan nungguin ORGASME aja!…hayyahh

Posted by: LEA | Minggu, 18 Januari 2009 | 11:51 WIB

ASMOD ato ZIE nehh yang upload?…..cengkyouu yaaa

eniwehh…..yaollooo……tulisan separo jadi……ternyata kekirim tho?

Posted by: LEA | Minggu, 18 Januari 2009 | 11:48 WIB

Lea, Artisnya orang apa indo atau malaysia? aku suka dengan vokalnya serek-serek basah.

Posted by: Itsmi | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 18:24 WIB

lagunya baguzzz hehehe..

Posted by: Lyna – Kuwait | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 15:21 WIB

Lea : ga usah dipikirin kapan antiklimaks-nya datang, dinikmati aja yg ada sekarang! kalo dah lama merit pasti ada rasa boseeen ama pasangan, kayanya pengen di-tukar tambah ama yg lbh canggih! manusiawi kok

Posted by: Natya K | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 13:12 WIB

Neng, PENYANYI DANGDUT nya ada di China noh……

Posted by: Caridaki | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 10:03 WIB

Wehhh….serem oyyy!!…what will happen silahkan happen lah….yang pasti akyu juga bakalan berjuang sekuat tenaga bwat mertahanin kebahagiaan inih kek ajakannya waktu itu `Neng, ikut abang dangdutan, yuukk??`>>>>>>>>>>>>>manteb banget Neng Lea, padahal LT edisi khusus Bintaro itu, gambaran tentang seorang Lea itu manja, genit dan jual mahal ama G. Hihihihiih, semoga langgeng sampe maut memishkan ya… (ikutan hiperbola ah)

Posted by: anak bintang | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 00:20 WIB

Suika, mbak Saw, asikkkk sepi bebas goyang dangdut.

Posted by: Ariana | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 00:18 WIB

LEA ; lha apa bahasa2 di koko2mu itu ga hiperbolik juga? hihihihi… tapi asyik2 juga kok dibacanya, …

Posted by: saw | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 00:16 WIB

mbak farel hihihihihi monggo mbak mlebet mriki pinarak
aku blm mbaca br balapan sendirian td ihhihiih

Posted by: suika-nagoya | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 00:15 WIB

ihhihiih Ariana muncul YIhaaaaaaa goyang yuuuuk Rin

Posted by: suika-nagoya | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 00:14 WIB

wah… mbak suika asyik banget tuhhh

Posted by: saw | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 00:13 WIB

wis ah dewe-an koyok wong kenthir aku kekekeee

Posted by: suika-nagoya | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 00:13 WIB

Suika ikut dong…

Posted by: Ariana | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 00:13 WIB

aku rela mati demi dirimu masak sih kikikkiiii

Posted by: suika-nagoya | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 00:12 WIB

Goyang Dombret aja yuuuk

Posted by: suika-nagoya | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 00:11 WIB

teteps sendirian gak papa dweh hiihhiihih

Posted by: suika-nagoya | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 00:11 WIB

Lea dangdutan yuuuuk hihhihihi

Posted by: suika-nagoya | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 00:11 WIB

Dangdutan hayo ajah bang keh keh keh

Posted by: suika-nagoya | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 00:10 WIB

ayoooooooooo tariiiiiiiiiiiiiiik

Posted by: suika-nagoya | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 00:10 WIB

ikuuuuuut bang

Posted by: suika-nagoya | Sabtu, 17 Januari 2009 | 00:10 WIB

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  1. 1 Sausan
    September 21, 2008 pukul 6:45 am

    Lea, kangen kok ga pernah ol lagi? eh Kabar bokap gimane?

  2. 2 David Pangaribuan
    Oktober 27, 2008 pukul 5:37 am

    Hanya satu kata Blog, Luarbiasa yang bisa tak sampaikan pada Mbak Lea.

    Salam

  3. 3 hidayat rachmat
    November 15, 2008 pukul 9:03 am

    berantakn tapi koq bisa bagus ya?
    salut deh

  4. 4 phalicasoi
    November 21, 2008 pukul 4:27 am

    halo….
    aku blogger yang amat sangat baru sekali…
    masih bingung….
    he…3x…
    lam kenalz za…..

  5. 5 The diff. Suryo hady
    Desember 11, 2008 pukul 7:48 am

    halo mbak, salam kenal. . .

    aku cuma numpang promosi. kalo punya temen yang mau tanya2 tentang modif motor aliran sport langsung aja ke http://shady25.wordpress.com

  6. 6 mukabemo
    Februari 23, 2009 pukul 10:56 am

    gw baru baca sedikit……..
    tapi udah sedikit banyak ngubah pola pandang gw terhadap mahluk yg namanya “wanita”.
    thanx sis….


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You Are 80% Kissable
You are extremely kissable. People dream about and enjoy kissing you.
You smell great and have an attractive smile. You take good care of yourself.

And to the right person, you look like you're just waiting to be kissed.
You seem effortlessly kissable - even though being kissable does take a lot of effort!
You Are Cute-Sexy!
You are definitely attractive, and you have an interesting mix of sexiness and cuteness.
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You are not so in-your-face sexy that you're unapproachable. You tone things down a bit.
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Your Birthdate Predicts You're Fearless
Ever since you were born, you've always been able to assert yourself.
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You are driven and competitive to the point of being impulsive. You'll do just about anything to win.
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Your Bed Says You Have Your Head in the Clouds
Outward appearances are very important to you. You do your best to look good and have an attractive home.

You try to be an organized person, but you often fall behind. Certain parts of your life tend to fall into chaos.

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You are a total homebody. You are happiest when you're at home.
You Are Sexually Powerful
Your attitude toward sex is healthy, safe, and sane.
You enjoy sex as much as (or possibly even more than) the average person.

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If anything, you tend to be overly logical. It's sometimes hard for you to come to a decision, because you're too busy weighing all the options.
People turn to you in times of trouble. They know that they can trust you to give good, well thought out advice.
You Feel Misunderstood By Your Family
You are very quick to forgive your family for wrongdoings. You don't expect them to be perfect, and you try to help them out whenever it's possible.

You believe that your family is truly happy, even if there are minor disagreements and squabbles.

It's sometimes hard for your family to understand who you are now. You've changed a lot, and they have trouble accepting the new you.

You get teased a lot by your family. You usually don't mind being the butt of jokes, but sometimes you feel picked on.
Your Independence Level: Medium
In some aspects of your life, you can be very self reliant.
Making your own informed choices feels great.
But you aren't as independent as you could be.
When things get stressful, you sometimes run away from the hard decisions you need to make.
Guys Like That You're Charming
You're the girl most guys can't get out of their heads
Even if they met you on a bad hair day :-)
You just seem to "click" with everyone you meet
So even if a guy forgets about you for a second... his friends haven't!
You Can Make 95% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You
Admit it, you can seduce practically anyone. And sometimes you try just for fun.
You're a total heartbreaker that knows when to play it cool.
You are the type of person people go completely lovesick over. Just use your powers for good, okay?
You Are Girly Sexy
You're a youthful spirit, and your energy is infectious.
Men love your innocence and lack of emotional baggage.
You make every kiss seem like the first and every moment magical.
How could any guy in his right mind resist that?
Your Power Element is Fire
Your power color: red

Your energy: hot

Your season: spring

Like a fire, you are full of power and light.
A born leader, you easily draw people toward you.
You are full of courage and usually up for anything dangerous.
You have a huge ego and love to be the center of attention.
People Definitely Like You
You are very well liked, and many people admire you.
You are friendly, well mannered, and fun to be around.
Of course, you're not perfect... but that's okay.
Your friends are usually willing to accept you for who you are!

What People Don't Like About You:

People don't like that you seem unnatural and stiff at times. You sometimes give off an impression of being standoffish or fake.

What People Like About You:

People like that you give them support and strength. Friends know that they can count on you to be there for them.

People like that you take the them to get to know them and make a connection. You make people feel important.

People like that you don't gossip or talk poorly of others. They trust that you will speak positively about them too.
You Are Very Sexy
Damn! You are one hot number. You have a lot of sex appeal.
You know you're sexy, and you're not afraid to put it all out there.

And while you're very appealing, you're careful not to be trashy or over the top.
Sexy is all about attitude. And you totally have the attitude that people love.

How You Are Sexy

You are friendly and outgoing, even to people who don't deserve it. Your positive body language makes you even sexier.

You are flirtatious and fun with most people. You know how to keep things light, friendly, and sexy.

You wear sexy underwear, and that's definitely hot. Feeling sexy is important to being sexy, even if no one knows what's underneath your clothes.

You are secure in social situations, and you definitely have a confident vibe. And that's very sexy.
You Are Sudoku
You are simple, modern and elegant.
You're not that difficult to figure out, but very few people truly get you.
You approach the world with a pure logic that most people will never grasp.
You Are Aphrodite!
A total shining star with a ton of admirers
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When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place
But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on
Your Superpower Should Be Super Speed
You're quick witted and fast to act.
You're mind works at warp speed. From your perspective, everyone else is living in slow motion.
You get so much done, people have accused you of not sleeping.
Definitely not a couch potato, you feel a bit crazy if you're not busy doing something.

Why you would be a good superhero: You're be the first on the scene... and likely to finish the job before anyone else shows up

Your biggest problem as a superhero: Being bored by everyone else. Including other superheroes!
Your Love Song Is
Your Body Is a Wonderland by John Mayer

"One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue"

Why go out... when so much fun can be had indoors?
Your Love Type: ISFP
The Artist

In love, you feel deeply and experience intense emotions.
For you, sex is serious. It's how you best express your feelings.

Overall, you are laid back, warm, and a good listener.
However, you tend to seem lazy and disinterested sometimes.

Best matches: ESFJ and ENFJ
You Are Paper
Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation.
People tend to underestimate you, unless they've truly seen what you are capable of.
Deep down, you're always scheming and thinking up new plans. Your mind is constantly active.
You are quite capable of anything you dream of. You can always figure out a way to get what you want.

You can wrap a rock person up in your sheet of trickery.

A scissor person can sneak up and cut you to pieces.

When you fight: No one can anticipate your next move

If someone makes you mad: You'll attack them mercilessly when they're unprepared
Your Kissing Grade: A
You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing.
Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible.
Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you!
You Are Summer!
Outgoing
Friendly
Flirty
Cute
Fun
Your Passion is Red!
You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination.
You do whatever you want in life ... to hell with what anyone thinks!
With so many interests and loves, you're always running around doing something new.
You have fire in your eyes, and it shows. Bet you're even wearing something red!
You Are a Friendly Flirt!
You are quite the flirt, but you don't flirt with just anyone.
And you hardly ever get caught, because your flirting seems so friendly.
You've got a good thing going. Tons of friends, both guys and girls.
And if you do decide to flirt, hardly anyone's the wiser. Pretty trick!
You Are a Total Tease
You're all about flirting and fun, but you often give guys the wrong idea
Most men think they have a chance with you... but come on!
You've got high standards, and most men you flirt with aren't going to make the grade
And while your tease act will work for a while, every guy you know will eventually be the wiser
Your PMS Disaster Level: High
You are definitely a PMS disaster!
At least you're only scary a few days of the month.
You Make a Great First Impression
You can handle almost any social situation with grace, even the tricky ones.
Strangers often find you charming and interesting. You are often remembered fondly.
Even if you're not naturally outgoing, you can make conversation with anyone if you need to.

Whether you were born this way or had to work to get here, you are definitely charismatic.
You're popular and well liked. People definitely look forward to being around you.
Your social connections bring you a full and rich life. You understand how important it is to make a lasting impression.
You Are Medium Maintenance
You aren't as hard to deal with as some girls
But you aren't the most laid back chick either
You're easy to deal with 90% of the time, but watch out for that 10%!
If the guy you are with has good intentions, then calm down a little
But if he's really screwing up, don't waste your breath - move on :-)
Men See You As Choosy
Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait
You Are a Little Messy
You aren't the cleanest person in the world, but you're definitely not a slob.
You clean up when you have the time, but you're realistic about what you can get done.
Generally, you're pretty organized and tidy - though you may have a few hidden messes.
You eventually get around to making things spotless, but you do it on your own schedule!
Your Mind is PG-13 Rated
Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy.
You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude.
You Are 64% Spoiled
You're pretty spoiled, but you probably don't think you're spoiled enough.
No doubt about it, you're living the good life. Maybe a little too good!
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.